An anecdote my brother recounted last night at the restaurant ...

[apocalypsos]

My brother and my parents were having dinner the other night and my brother, who had come downstairs late per usual, had yet to grab a dinner roll and the stick of butter my mom left out to butter one if he wanted.

Mom: *gestures to the butter* "You'd better do something with that before it goes soft."
Bryan: "That's what she said."
Mom: *dies laughing*
Dad: *high-fives my brother*

... I don't know any of these people.