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[apocalypsos]

You know what's the best part of this story? It's rife with comedic potential, that's what.

I find myself asking, "Will they have to get a warrant to search your vagina with a metal detector?" And, "When you tell the bitches in the hoosecow that you got twenty years for getting a bar through your clitoris, will they laugh hysterically from amusement or fear?"

And also, "How exactly do they distinguish the difference between a two-year sentence for piercing your genitals and a twenty-year sentence? If you pick up illegal cable with it, does that up the sentence?"

My brain is weird, methinks.

Comments

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

Yeah, it's got comedic potential.. though I might find it funnier if they'd outlawed it for men *and* women. As it is, it reeks of Sheltered White Man Sexism.

C'mon, Reps, if you're gonna take away people's rights, let's be fair about it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

True, although I've decided I've been mad enough since yesterday and I was looking for something to amuse me. The fact that female genital piercing is so terrifying to a governing body that they'd outlaw it ... it's either be disgusted by the abject stupidity or laugh until milk shoots out my nose.

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

I totally understand. It's one of those situations where if you didn't laugh, you'd scream.

(although I have to admit, ranting about it was kind of fun. It's not every day I get to use the phrase "genital piercing bandits.")

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, that's just silly. Genital piercing bandits would be more fun, in an odd way. You'd just be walking down the street whistling a happy tune, when a couple of handkerchief-wearing thugs would come along and pierce your nipples at gunpoint or something.

And those are just the amateurs. Think about what the bandits who passed biology class would pierce. *nods solemnly*

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

*falls over laughing*

[lots42.livejournal.com]

Don't be silly. Men would never get their ding-dongs pierced! What are you, nuts?

(P.S. Sarcasm is fun!)

[gypsyjr.livejournal.com]

(P.S. Sarcasm is fun!)

It is, isn't it? ;)