apocalypsos | I hate birds.

16:27 Wal-Mart's sales are down. Well, give them more tax cuts. I'm sure that'll make it easier for my broke ass to buy more stuff there, right? #
17:07 I love how the "Palin's not Trig's bio mom" theory is rolling around again. Mostly b/c it implies Palin thought "I'm adopting a (cont.) #
17:08 special-needs child" was more shocking than "I decided to fly home in labor while in a high-risk pregnancy to a rural hospital just 'cause." #
18:32 Don't you wish one could sue candidates for breach of contract when they sign bullshit pledges that go against the Pledge of Allegiance? #
19:47 I have new Project Runway in fifteen minutes and funnel cake. The world is a perfect place. #
19:53 @jumblejim I believe it's >;). #
19:56 @moirarogersbree I think it depends on the heroine. I can easily cheer for a heroine to kill a bad guy if that's their schtick. #
19:58 @DorothyCrane It's my hometown's summer fair. A block away there's funnel cakes, potato pancakes and taco pierogies. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME. #
20:02 I just realized that this season's credits feature the judges being snarky, not the contestants. Hmm. #
20:03 Stay adorable, Bert! Pleeeeeaaaase. #
20:08 Considering how often I'm in Petsmart, I love this challenge. #
20:10 I don't want to like Anthony's approach, BUT. #
20:11 Well, that explains Olivier's accent. #
20:13 @Kajivar I think I'd go all bedding. Strata, pine shavings, colored newspaper bedding, fishtank pebbles. #
20:16 "@ProjectRunway: This is the 1st time Michael, Nina and Tim Gunn have ever been in the PR show open." Uh, I may watch too much PR. #
20:21 @calystarose It reminds me of Ben de Lisi from Project Catwalk. He sounded like a native New Yawker + then would drop these British BS. #
20:22 So Danielle is dying her wee-wee pads ... brown. Okay then! #
20:30 OT, but when I went to get my funnel cake my mom and I saw THE most adorable pit puppy. #
20:32 Target, that cute ad with the dad making his daughter's doll sing "What A Girl Wants" doesn't make me think he needs the batteries. #
20:34 "Maybe next time we'll actually get to go to Mood." HA! #
20:42 Who else would die laughing if the GOP argued against higher taxes on the rich b/c the majority shouldn't decide the rights of the minority? #
20:43 @eleniangel Oh, I imagine everyone will be shedding on the runway tonight. #
20:45 Dear Burt: MG behaved this way about getting immunity in S1 of PR Canada and Iman tore her a new one. Good luck with Nina and Michael! #
20:49 So far, I would only wear Fallene's, but we'll see how the runway turns out. #
21:02 Puppies on the puppies! :D #
21:04 @eleniangel I'm hoping this is a one-week thing. I like it better when a contestant w/immunity tries to win again. #
21:05 @txvoodoo I loved what Anthony did turning the sunflower seeds into a high neck. That was actually really pretty. #
21:07 @txvoodoo I know, right? And the way it flared out into the birdseed was lovely. #
21:15 @calystarose He moved to London when he was sixteen. Which makes sense, except it seems like he took on a bit TOO much of a Brit accent. #
21:20 Well, if nothing else, I really want to create a character with Fallene as a physical basis. #
21:22 I wonder what it says that I thought that Olivier and Anthony's dresses could be in the same collection, and now the judges say it too. #
21:23 Seriously, though, am I the only one who thinks the length of Anthony's is fine? #
21:26 @eleniangel For someone who sits next to Heidi every week, you'd think she'd be immune to the shock of a super-short skirt by now. #
21:28 I'm happy with the win. I liked both top two dresses. #
21:31 Aaaaand there goes Team Straight Guy. (... okay, sure.) #
21:39 The downside of being a block away from the summer fair festivities is being a block away from the lame cover band currently on stage. #
23:34 @OTOOLEFAN If you have to put the word in the name of your country, you're probably trying to overcome the fact it's horseshit. #
23:38 I bet if you rubbed Jack Harkness and Russell Brand together like a pair of balloons, everyone in the world would orgasm. #
00:00 @changethemusic I'm guessing there's a syringe in every bottle and fresh lipstick prints on every cap. #
07:15 Heroine Addiction, by yours truly. t.co/gaMT6Wq #ebooks #kindle #lgbt #superheroes #scifi #amreading #glbt #bisexual #books #
07:16 If you're reading Heroine Addiction today, please make sure to mention so for #fridayreads! :) #
10:07 @MichaelKors is getting married! I am taking a wild stab in the dark and guessing he won't be wearing white. #