I hate birds.

[apocalypsos]

• 16:37 Hmm, who to listen to about Libya: the GOP members dumping on Obama's handling of it, or the actual Libyans w/the giant Thank You sign? #
• 18:19 I'm going to pretend some rat bastard who *isn't* me bought this nasty-ass lime-scented dishwashing liquid and snuck it into my house. #
• 19:25 @toonopolis That opening sequence is diabolical. I only sob harder during the last half-hour of The Color Purple. #
• 22:21 @gailcarriger You just made me miss Misfits of Science. DAMN YOU. Next you'll have me pining for Out Of This World and My Secret Identity. #
• 22:47 @OTOOLEFAN @jfkisgr8 @theSh3p Now, let's all get our extremist mass-murdering fuckheads straight. The right gets Hitler, we get Jim Jones. #
• 22:52 @theSh3p It helps not to skip class the day they teach the difference between communism and socialism. #
• 23:02 @theSh3p I skipped my entire poli sci class? News to me. #
• 13:55 I just got in trouble at work b/c I wouldn't yell across the work floor to my sup that I needed to stand up to continue doing the pee dance. #

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