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[apocalypsos]

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Comments

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

10. Shakespeare in Love.

::looks around, coughs:: Am I the only one around?

*tumbleweed*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right. Your turn. :)

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Kee dokee.

1) "I'm bleeding to death. Humor me."
2) "No, I'm just an ice-maiden in need of a good humping."
3) "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependance on you."

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

#2 is Evolution. *snicker*

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Dingdingding! Right. Also, your icon rules. Everyone needs naked time.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Yes. Everyone does. ^_^

1) You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?

2) My god. I haven't been fucked like that since grade school.

3) Shouldn't you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs.

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

2) Fight Club?

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Ayup! Gotta love Marla Singer.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1) You fuckers think just because a guy reads comics he can't start some shit!?

Out on a limb here... Mallrats. With a second choice of Chasing Amy, if you're allowing a second guess.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

yup, it's Mallrats!

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1) Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

2) Holy shit, these guys were fags!

3) Ernest Hemingway said, the world is a fine place, and worth fighting for. I agree with the second part.

[reilael.livejournal.com]

1. Better Off Dead.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Correct.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

)3) "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependance on you."
--Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove

I love that movie. I just love it.

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Yes!