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[apocalypsos]

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Comments

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

10. Shakespeare in Love.

::looks around, coughs:: Am I the only one around?

*tumbleweed*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right. Your turn. :)

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?"

Hmmm... Who could that be? I haven't seen the movie for about 10 years but I'm going with Ben Hur Bill and Ted's Exelent Adventure.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn now.

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

9: Clueless.

I'm really hoping someone gets #3 soon, because I *know* I know it, but for the life of me I can't remember where it's from. This is the kind of thing that drives me batty. Even more so.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right. Now you go.

(And also, I picked up #3 on DVD yesterday and watched it before I went to bed. Damn, I love that movie.)

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

i'm guessing #2 is battlefield earth?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. I couldn't resist. ;) Okay, your turn.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i feel so stupid and cut-off from original movie versions. i could not guess any of them, but i found out #3 by searching. no, i won´t cheat and post it here.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich."
-- Stephen, Dawn of the Dead, 2004

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Now you go.

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

1 is Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda, except as far as I know he replies "You're the Bulgarian, you fuck" because he doesn't know what a vulgarian is.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's always sounded like "vulgarian" to me ... hey, I've got a reason to watch it again now! *digs out DVD* (Yeah, like I need a reason ...)

But you're right, so now you go.

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

#6 is from Chasing Amy!!

yay Kevin Smith movies.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Correct! Now you go.

[gnorph.livejournal.com]

I was about to post the Chasing Amy one, goldurnit. Ah well, thank goodness for the backup option. :)

7. Parenthood.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Okay, your turn. :)

[topaz08.livejournal.com]

#4 if from Armageddon, Live Tyler to Bruce Willis!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Correct!

Bringing the thread back to the front page

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

From having guessed The Emperor's New Groove via zeelee_penguin here, three more quotes:

1. They say that a man who represents himself in court has a fool for a client. And with God as my witness, I am that fool!

2. Your daughter is a very ...spirited dancer.

3. Red light stop. Green light go. Yellow light go -- very fast.

Re: Bringing the thread back to the front page

[aberrantangels]

1. Gomez Addams in The Addams Family (1991). (And dammit, wouldn't we all rather remember Raul Julia for that than for M. Bison?)

#3

[dolimir-k.livejournal.com]

"A Long Kiss Goodnight"

Re: #3

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yay! Someone finally got that one! :) Okay, now you go.

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

Dang it, trollprincess, I'm hooked on this moviequotes tag now! :)

Can I steal this? I want a moviequotes tag in my lj too.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Addictive, isn't it? ;) Sure, go right on ahead and steal away.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

My turn.

1) You see what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass?

2) No more drugs for that man!

3) Kids are scared of the dark.

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

1 is The Big Lebowski ! yay John Goodman.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

I need to stop playing here. I'm not good at sharing. But may I hold such a game in my own journal? Pleeeeeese?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Sure, go ahead. :)

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

My turn!! (http://www.livejournal.com/users/trollprincess/272968.html?thread=1909576#t1909576)

1. "You know, I've never really liked paying bills. I don't think I'm gonna do that, either."

2. "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus."

3. "I have to leave you now. I'm going to that corner there and turn. You must stay in the car and drive away. Promise not to watch me go beyond the corner. Just drive away and leave me as I leave you."

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

2. "I'll tell you what he said. He asked me to forcibly insert the Life Line exercise card into my anus."

Donnie Darko. So wondrous.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

My turn

1. Your kids have all really touched me, and I'm pretty sure that I've touched them.

2. Rock stars have kidnapped my son!

3. Jack, please, I'm only an elected official, I can't make decisions by myself!

[rani23.livejournal.com]

2. Almost Famous.

Great movie. :)

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

My turn again

1) Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the cunning linguisitics?

2) Well this certainly is a big, round room.

3) It's the story of my life. I always get the fuzzy end of the lollipop.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

2) Well this certainly is a big, round room.

X-Men. Wolverine's comment on Cerebro.

Oh yeah, and that icon? Beautiful.

[spyderqueen.livejournal.com]

Starting new thread with my win from here.

1)
"We sneak in, real quiet..."
"Like a fish."
"And we... like a fish?"

2) "Life is a game. So fight for survival and see if you're worth it."

3) "There isn't any rule that says I can't come over here and fart on your entree."

[karra.livejournal.com]

1: Chicken Run.
2: Battle Royale/Batoru rowaiaru
3: Big Trouble

[karra.livejournal.com]

Posting, even though I'm not entirely sure I should since I fragged up.

"The best goodbyes are short. Adieu."

"Man was created by Nature in order to explore it. As he approaches Truth he is fated to Knowledge. All the rest is bullshit."

"You can't fool us by agreeing with us."