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[apocalypsos]

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Comments

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

2) Bill Murray from Ghost Busters.

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Yes! Murray/deadpan is my OTP, comedy wise.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

1) Ever since I saw you with that strawberry poptart there's been this unspoken connection between us.

2) I feel like I'm Han Solo, and you're Chewie, and she's Ben Kenobi and we're in that fucked up bar!

3) Melodrama coming from you is about as normal as a bowel movement.

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

1) Can't Hardly Wait

I love me some number 2, but number 1 is a bit more rare, innit?

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yay.

Yes, 1 is rare and i lurve it with all my heart, but 2 is my favorite movie ever. I don't care what anyone else says.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

#2 - Pretty sure that's Dogma.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Yup! Jay and SB, to be exact.

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

1) "That's it, I'm out of ideas. We're closed. Hot air balloon? Too expensive. Giant slingshot? Too conspicuous. Enormous wooden horse? Too Greek."

2) "Can you hear me now?"

3) "The blouse man is on the premises."

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

3) A Walk on the Moon. that movie owns my heart on a bloody little plate. <3

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

Got it. :) Tag, you're it!

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

1) One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down Darjeeling with Marie Antoinette... and her little sister.

2) He's got a huge... talent!

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

2) He's got a huge... talent!

Moulin Rouge.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Yep. :)

[elorie.livejournal.com]

#1 Toy Story, Buzz Lightyear

1) "You know what a cautious fellow I am."
2) "My friends need to be punished."
3) "It's a great day to be indigenous!"

[hamadryad.livejournal.com]

1 = "Monsters, Inc." My nine-year-old son helped me out - I knew I recognized it, but not from WHERE.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

3) Clerks

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Si! Your turn. :)

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!

2. Well hoity-toity Mr. God-Like Smarty Pants.

3. Still like a democratic drawbridge, going down for everyone.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1. Oh, all right! So shoot me, I was whacking off! That's right, I was choking the bishop, chafing the carrot, you know, saying "hi" to my monster!

American Beauty. Love that film, love that scene.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

You are correct. Your turn!

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1) For a thousand dollars, I'll suck your cock.

2) He was rapidly followed by a dwarf dressed as a nun.

3) He's in a gunfight right now. Can I take a message?

[mice.livejournal.com]

#1 is the Big Lebowski.

1) I think we're just going to have to be secretly in love with eachother.

2) DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME! DESTINY! DESTINY! NO ESCAPING THAT FOR ME!


3) ...from the crippled children?

[aberrantangels]

I don't remember, off the top of my head, where #3 comes from, but I'm pretty sure it's a View Askew joint, and I'm also pretty sure the simile is "about as normal as an oral bowel movement" (italics mine).

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Yeah, #3 is Clerks, and as I haven't seen it in years I'm not sure--google gave me the quote. *shrug*