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[apocalypsos]

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Comments

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

10. Shakespeare in Love.

::looks around, coughs:: Am I the only one around?

*tumbleweed*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right. Your turn. :)

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?"

Hmmm... Who could that be? I haven't seen the movie for about 10 years but I'm going with Ben Hur Bill and Ted's Exelent Adventure.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. Your turn now.

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

9: Clueless.

I'm really hoping someone gets #3 soon, because I *know* I know it, but for the life of me I can't remember where it's from. This is the kind of thing that drives me batty. Even more so.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, you're right. Now you go.

(And also, I picked up #3 on DVD yesterday and watched it before I went to bed. Damn, I love that movie.)

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

i'm guessing #2 is battlefield earth?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. I couldn't resist. ;) Okay, your turn.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/]

i feel so stupid and cut-off from original movie versions. i could not guess any of them, but i found out #3 by searching. no, i won´t cheat and post it here.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

ok...

(1) 'mrs. lopez, the color of your hair matches the color of these tires.'

(2) 'just so you know, the words just and cramps? they don't go together.'

(3) 'i tried to kill myself with a lady bic. a pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.'

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich."
-- Stephen, Dawn of the Dead, 2004

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Uh-huh. Now you go.

[altoidsaddict.livejournal.com]

1 is Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda, except as far as I know he replies "You're the Bulgarian, you fuck" because he doesn't know what a vulgarian is.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

(3) 'i tried to kill myself with a lady bic. a pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.'
--Nick, What Women Want

Yay!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

1. What would you little maniacs like to do first?

2. They duct taped his asscheeks together.

3. He's tweaking, man! Let him tweak!

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

It's always sounded like "vulgarian" to me ... hey, I've got a reason to watch it again now! *digs out DVD* (Yeah, like I need a reason ...)

But you're right, so now you go.

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

Kee dokee.

1) "I'm bleeding to death. Humor me."
2) "No, I'm just an ice-maiden in need of a good humping."
3) "It's called a cruel irony, like my dependance on you."

Re: Yay!

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

#1 - Weird Science, right after they create their dream woman.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

#2 is Evolution. *snicker*

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

I think I've had a moment of inspiration on #3 - thank god!! A weight has been lifted. :-) And yes, a magnificent movie!!


1/ Get your lesbian feet out of my shoes.

2/ Two guys in an airport... talking? It's a little fishy.

3/ Sex feet three and a half inches. Now let's stick to the facts.

Re: Yay!

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

God, number 2 is right on the tip of my brain, is it School Ties?

[adjectivegirl.livejournal.com]

1= Bend it Like Beckham! LOVE that fucking movie.

Re: Yay!

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

Bingo! They hadn't named her yet, which pretty much lets you off the hook for who said it [not that that's a vital part of the game, anyway!]

Re: Yay!

[karenbear.livejournal.com]

3. The Faculty?

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

Here? Is this the right place?

1. Good morning, Mr. Bassett. This is your wake up call. Please move your ass.

2. One day men will look back and say that I gave birth to the twentieth century.

3. Go ahead, jam it in. Got to push pretty hard though. The blood'll go right across the room.