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You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by [livejournal.com profile] indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by [livejournal.com profile] cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Date: 2004-04-11 09:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altoidsaddict.livejournal.com
1 is Kevin Kline in A Fish Called Wanda, except as far as I know he replies "You're the Bulgarian, you fuck" because he doesn't know what a vulgarian is.

Date: 2004-04-11 09:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] apocalypsos.livejournal.com
It's always sounded like "vulgarian" to me ... hey, I've got a reason to watch it again now! *digs out DVD* (Yeah, like I need a reason ...)

But you're right, so now you go.

Date: 2004-04-11 09:44 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] altoidsaddict.livejournal.com
#1 - If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I'm gonna club this baby seal.

#2 - I killed that fat barkeep!

#3 - Maybe you should put some shorts on, or something, if you want to keep fighting evil today.

Date: 2004-04-11 09:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com
3 is Janeane Garofalo's character in Mystery Men (love that movie!)

Date: 2004-04-11 10:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com
1) Oh my god. I think my nostrils just froze.

2) Damn it Neal, the name is Nuwanda.

Heh... everyone's gonna get this but it's one of my favorites so: 3) You like pain? Try wearing a corset.

Date: 2004-04-11 10:08 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com
2) Damn it Neal, the name is Nuwanda.

--Nuwanda nee Dalton, Dead Poets Society

Date: 2004-04-11 10:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com
correct! Yay! Oh, I love that movie so.....

Date: 2004-04-11 10:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com
Eh, it feels like cheating, but I'm here and why not. 3 - Pirates of the Caribbean.

Date: 2004-04-11 10:27 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com
*gasp* Why yes! You're right. Hehe, yay for my superobvious quotes. :)

Date: 2004-04-11 10:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com
1. "Easy-peasy, lemon-squeezy." ([livejournal.com profile] walkingshadow doesn't get to guess. ;)

2. "I assume I need no introduction."

3. "Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."

Date: 2004-04-11 10:47 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterdemon.livejournal.com
Eee! #2 is Lestat, Interview with the Vampire, yes?

Date: 2004-04-11 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com
I rewatched it for the first time in seven or so years last night, yes. *g* Your turn!

Date: 2004-04-11 11:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterdemon.livejournal.com
Whoot!

1) "Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies."
"Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties."

2) "And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?"

3) "Stop squealing, you little tart."

Date: 2004-04-11 11:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 99catsaway.livejournal.com
1. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind!

Date: 2004-04-11 11:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] glitterdemon.livejournal.com
Skeevy!Elijah, hee. Your turn!

Date: 2004-04-11 12:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 99catsaway.livejournal.com
1. Her contact lens. it's stuck on the end of my dick

2. Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

3. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.

Date: 2004-04-11 01:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] 3jane.livejournal.com
3. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.

*sniff* Gone With the Wind

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Date: 2004-04-11 12:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] wal-lace.livejournal.com
1) Oh my god. I think my nostrils just froze.

I'm going to be incharitable, and assume you're referring to the snow-snorting scene in Better Off Dead. I think it's one half of his brain that freezes.

Date: 2004-04-11 12:33 pm (UTC)

Date: 2004-04-12 10:17 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] kinetikatrue
#1 would be UHF - one of the two movies I own on DVD.

Date: 2004-04-12 06:39 pm (UTC)
kinetikatrue: (Default)
From: [personal profile] kinetikatrue
1)You wasted $150,000 on an education you coulda got for a buck fifty in late charges at the public library.

2)Don't you know the Dewey Decimal System?

3)Funny, the damage a silly little book can do, especially in the hands of a silly little girl.

That's my 3.

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