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[apocalypsos]

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Comments

[glitterdemon.livejournal.com]

Skeevy!Elijah, hee. Your turn!

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

1. Her contact lens. it's stuck on the end of my dick

2. Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

3. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

3. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.

*sniff* Gone With the Wind

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

Yup! Your turn. :)

[3jane.livejournal.com]

1. Listen you asshole. I've got your daughter here and I'm gonna send her back in pieces unless ... oh, I'm sorry madam. No, I must have dialled the wrong number. haven't got your daughter here, I have someone else's. No, we're not married. Yes, I've read the same thing, it's very hard to find suitable young men these days. Well, I'm sure your daughter's very nice, and in principle I've got no objections to meeting her...

2. I tell you, every letter this guy writes to you is the same. They all begin like true love and descend into open pornography.

3. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Ooo, I definitely know what #3 is, but I'm going to take the harder road and guess #1 is A Life Less Ordinary.

[3jane.livejournal.com]

Yeppers. You're up.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yay!

1. "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

2. "How many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?"

3. "Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English."

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

1. "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"

Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?

I mean, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.

What? I gotta name the film?

Full Metal Jacket.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope. *g*

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Why are you not using your 'I'm Evil, Ask Me How' icon? Because you totally set that one up to cause a fall.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Um, 'cause I was answering from my email and I couldn't?

I said I was evil, I never said I was smart.

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

3. Def. Mallrats! :)

[3jane.livejournal.com]

You'd be right about that. Now you go.

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

1. "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast"

2. "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. "

3. "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

2. Josie and the Pussycats?

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

Nope! Sorry.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

3. is Zoolander. Of course. :)

[99catsaway.livejournal.com]

::cash register sound::

your turn:)