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Apr. 11th, 2004 11:32 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosYou know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.
For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --
1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.
2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)
3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.
And away we go ...
1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
altoidsaddict
2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed byrobyn_ma
3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed bydolimir
4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed bytopaz08
5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed bynaewinter
6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed bychiisaihito
7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed bygnorph
8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed byindigoskynet
9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed bykarenbear
10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed bycherrysher
Okay, have at 'em. :)
For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --
1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.
2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)
3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.
And away we go ...
1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by
altoidsaddict2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by
robyn_ma3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by
dolimir4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by
topaz085. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by
naewinter6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by
chiisaihito7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by
gnorph8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by
indigoskynet9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by
karenbear10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by
cherrysherOkay, have at 'em. :)
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Date: 2004-04-11 09:57 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 10:02 am (UTC)2) Damn it Neal, the name is Nuwanda.
Heh... everyone's gonna get this but it's one of my favorites so: 3) You like pain? Try wearing a corset.
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Date: 2004-04-11 10:08 am (UTC)--Nuwanda nee Dalton, Dead Poets Society
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Date: 2004-04-11 10:09 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 10:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 10:27 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 10:43 am (UTC)2. "I assume I need no introduction."
3. "Yes, Satan? Oh, I'm sorry, sir. You sounded like someone else."
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Date: 2004-04-11 10:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 10:50 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 11:09 am (UTC)1) "Mary hates me. I've never been popular with the ladies."
"Maybe if you stopped stealing their panties."
2) "And you like me better as a sister than a rabbit, right?"
3) "Stop squealing, you little tart."
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Date: 2004-04-11 11:22 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 11:34 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 12:04 pm (UTC)2. Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Haagen-Das ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make smores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Captain Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.
3. Here, take my handkerchief. Never in any crisis of your life have I known you to have a handkerchief.
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Date: 2004-04-11 01:45 pm (UTC)*sniff* Gone With the Wind
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Date: 2004-04-11 01:49 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 01:54 pm (UTC)2. I tell you, every letter this guy writes to you is the same. They all begin like true love and descend into open pornography.
3. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned for Sega.
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Date: 2004-04-11 01:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 02:00 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 02:05 pm (UTC)1. "What is your malfunction, you fat barrel of monkey spunk?"
2. "How many times have I told you guys that I don't want no horsing around on the airplane?"
3. "Bright? He's a common ignorant slob. He don't even speak good English."
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Date: 2004-04-11 02:59 pm (UTC)Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?
I mean, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman.
What? I gotta name the film?
Full Metal Jacket.
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Date: 2004-04-11 02:05 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 02:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-04-11 02:11 pm (UTC)2. "Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed. "
3. "I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
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Date: 2004-04-11 12:26 pm (UTC)I'm going to be incharitable, and assume you're referring to the snow-snorting scene in Better Off Dead. I think it's one half of his brain that freezes.
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Date: 2004-04-11 12:33 pm (UTC)