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[apocalypsos]

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by cherrysher



Okay, have at 'em. :)

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup. I couldn't resist. ;) Okay, your turn.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

ok...

(1) 'mrs. lopez, the color of your hair matches the color of these tires.'

(2) 'just so you know, the words just and cramps? they don't go together.'

(3) 'i tried to kill myself with a lady bic. a pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.'

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

(3) 'i tried to kill myself with a lady bic. a pink plastic razor with daisies on it and a moisturizing strip.'
--Nick, What Women Want

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

nope. :)

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

3 - Fight Club?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, I know what the answer to this is, and I'm terribly tempted to say it, too. But I like watching people suffer. ;)

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

It's just killing me because I know the line, so I came up with the most morbid suicidal female character I could think of, even though I couldn't strictly hear her say the line. Argh! *stews*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*giggles* Well, if it makes you feel better, it IS a morbidly suicidal female who says it, so you've got that going for you.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

3- um, is it Angelina Jolie from Girl, Interrupted (random guess)?

[gjstruthseeker.livejournal.com]

Totally what I was going to guess, too! But I caved and googled, and unfortunately not.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, I'm going to guess #3 to put everybody out of their misery. It's Empire Records.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

FUCK! I think you're right. Dammit, I should know that! *hangs head in shame*

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

correctamundo :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yay! Okay ...

1. "I knew a girl at school called Pandora. Never got to see her box, though."

2. "You're gonna talk to me about style? You can't even dress yourself... look at that bow tie."
"Don't you be talkin' about my bow tie."

3. "She's got nothin' on underneath."
"Just panties. What else do I need? "

[dinanimo.livejournal.com]

#1. Spike, Notting Hill. *marries him* Ahh, Spike.