apocalypsos | (no subject)

You know what we need? An Easter round of Movie Quotes Tag.

For those who didn't play last time, here are the somewhat revised rules --

1. You only get to guess the origin of one quote on the list, not all of 'em. Give everybody else a chance, goofball.

2. No checking IMDb. That's cheating, damn it. Use your brain, that's what it's there for. (You can use it to double-check quotes when you submit 'em, just not when you guess. It's only fair.)

3. First one to get a quote right gets to post three new ones. (Don't just post 'em, though -- at least wait for the person who posted the original quote to okay your guess.) You can do a movie that's already been done, but try not to, 'cause that's half the fun.

And away we go ...

1. "You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?"
"You are the vulgarian, you fuck." = A Fish Called Wanda, guessed by

altoidsaddict

2. "Pathetic. All the green and the blue sky. They told me this planet was ugly, but this has got to be one of the ugliest crap holes in the entire universe." = Battlefield Earth, guessed by

robyn_ma

3. "Good evening, pretty lady. How 'bout some company?"
"No thanks. I'm saving myself 'til I get raped." = Long Kiss Goodnight, guessed by

dolimir

4. "I understand that you are handicapped by a natural immaturity, and I forgive you." = Armageddon, guessed by

topaz08

5. "Do you know where there are any personages of historical significance around here?" = Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, guessed by

naewinter

6. "One minute and five seconds; you are such my bitch." = Chasing Amy, guessed by

chiisaihito

7. "I wouldn't live with you if the world were flooded with piss and you lived in a tree!" = Parenthood, guessed by

gnorph

8. "Let's draw straws and the loser runs across the lot with a ham sandwich." = Dawn of the Dead (2004), guessed by

indigoskynet

9. "Would you look at that body language? Legs crossed towards each other. That is an unequivocal sex invite." = Clueless, guessed by

karenbear

10. "Good morning, my lord. I see you are open for business -- so let's to church." = Shakespeare in Love, guessed by

cherrysher

Okay, have at 'em. :)