You know ...

[apocalypsos]

... I was wasting time I could have spent sleeping hanging out on LJ, and can I just say right here and right now --

I love my friends list! *user pounces on her friends list and gleefully shags it six ways to Sunday, in fifteen different positions with the lights on and Orly and Halle Berry sitting at the end of the bed just waiting for their chance to join in with whoever wants to play with 'em*

Umm ... ahem. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled lives. That is all. Thank you. :)

Comments

[girlwithjournal.livejournal.com]

Wow! I got on board just in time for a shag! ::congratulates self on good timing::

And, um, hi.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

See? It's good to be on my friends list. We have sex here. :)

And hi! *user hops up and down and waves*

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Okay, hand over the pixie sticks, pepsi, and any other sugary or caffeinated substance in your presence. The men in the little white coats with the pretty backwards jacket are on their way to take you to a nice padded room designed by Hildy, with a chain-suspended bed crafted by Kia. That's a good girl...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

You know, you other Misfits are seriously starting to worry me today. You're all stern and fussy. Stop that! *user stares thoughtfully at AW, then puts a clown nose on her and bounds after a butterfly like an overactive four-year-old*

Oh, and just as a warning? Just got back from T3. Keep up the attitude, missy, and there'll be T3 fanfic in your future. Lots of it. And probably NC-17 rated, too. And if you're really bad, I'll make it John/Terminator slash. "Hasta la vista, baby ... oh, baby ... oh, yeah, hasta away ... oh, baby!" Consider yourself warned.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

OK, I'll be the nonconforming Misfit today..... *bounces around the LJ like Wakko, then slips TP huge bottles of Jolt*

Psst....now please don't inflict that slash upon me.... ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, you won't get it. But AW's just begging for it.

"I'll be back."

"If you insist, big boy."

*user cackles maniacally and bounds off into the distance to play with the blue crayon*

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Be nice to her or she might take it out on me later this week! (eep!)

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Oh bring it on. I found horrid awful mary-sue from hell highlander fanfic in my file cabinet last night and i'll gladly inflict it on you. and it's full of hot, sweaty macleod meat (written long before my conversion to the temple of methos, apparently)...

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!! Burn it! Burn it! Burn it!

[(Anonymous)]

"And if you're really bad, I'll make it John/Terminator slash."


Eeeewwwwwwww. Just eeeewwwwwwwwww.

And we're not stern and fussy! I categorically deny it! We're just trying to look after your best interests. And you're freaking us out a bit. But other than that, sex away, Kitten. :o)

[doqz.livejournal.com]

Now be reasonable. If any of us had these fabled - whatchamacallits... ah, yeah - lives, what would we be doing writing about then in the live journal? Obviously you had an exhausting couple of days and are not thinking clearly. You of course meants to say "... you may now go back to your regularly scheduled not having of lives."

It's ok.

Happens to everyone.

Stop mixing margaritas and Red Bull before you start hallucinating ljers having money and knowing how to spell the word lugubrious.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oops! Must have missed that typo, what with all the temporary insanity and all. *G*

[devildoll.livejournal.com]

*smokes cigarette*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, as long as you're not using the Clinton Fucking Cigars ...

[jenboo.livejournal.com]

Wow...my LJ needs a cigarette and a martini now.

You're buying, right? 'Cause I think you should, since you were the pouncer.

By the way...my LJ is going to be sore for days, but it thanks you kindly.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Oh, yeah. Smokes and drinks all 'round, on my dime. Then again, all I have in my possession is a dime, so everyone's going to have to share. :)

[imperfect_tense]

Tease! ;)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Yup, that's me. :)