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apocalypsosWant real pain? How about the trailer for the Olsen twins movie? Eugene Levy, run away! Hell, I don't even like Jack Osbourne and I want to help him escape.
The Manchurian Candidate remake: Like Meryl Streep isn't creepy enough already.
Napoleon Dynamite: Aw, he's such a geek, he's cute! Admittedly in a I-can't-have-a-puppy-so-I-might-as-well-have-a-pet-nerd kind of way.
Bobby Jones-Stroke of Genius: The sad thing is, as much as I would like to be using those brain cells for other things, I know this guy's whole life story. Sheesh.
It looks like an ordinary old-fashioned cookie tin, but the hidden drawing of two dogs having sex in the grass makes it an instant collectors' item. But ... but ... but the picture's all blurry! How can I see ... yeah, it's dogs having sex, but that's funny, damn it. *grumblegrumble*
A Florida teen charged with hiring an undercover policeman to shoot and kill his mother instructed the purported hitman not to damage the family television during the attack, police said. You know what my first thought was when I read this? If he'd succeeded and the insurance paid off, he could get a much nicer TV. Yes, I'm sick. Pity me.
Be good and you will inherit the kingdom of heavens, said Jesus. Vote yes in Cyprus's crucial referendum on April 24 and you will go to hell - or so says a Greek Cypriot bishop. Does it count if, as a legally ordained minister over the Internet, I tell everybody that you'll go to hell if you vote for Bush? Please?
Cobain Movie to rock WB: Okay, I'm pretty sure that the last network on TV that should be making a Kurt Cobain bio should be the WB. Hell, I'd have more faith in PAX or the Oxygen Network. Jesus, I'd watch the Weather Channel version first.
The Manchurian Candidate remake: Like Meryl Streep isn't creepy enough already.
Napoleon Dynamite: Aw, he's such a geek, he's cute! Admittedly in a I-can't-have-a-puppy-so-I-might-as-well-have-a-pet-nerd kind of way.
Bobby Jones-Stroke of Genius: The sad thing is, as much as I would like to be using those brain cells for other things, I know this guy's whole life story. Sheesh.
It looks like an ordinary old-fashioned cookie tin, but the hidden drawing of two dogs having sex in the grass makes it an instant collectors' item. But ... but ... but the picture's all blurry! How can I see ... yeah, it's dogs having sex, but that's funny, damn it. *grumblegrumble*
A Florida teen charged with hiring an undercover policeman to shoot and kill his mother instructed the purported hitman not to damage the family television during the attack, police said. You know what my first thought was when I read this? If he'd succeeded and the insurance paid off, he could get a much nicer TV. Yes, I'm sick. Pity me.
Be good and you will inherit the kingdom of heavens, said Jesus. Vote yes in Cyprus's crucial referendum on April 24 and you will go to hell - or so says a Greek Cypriot bishop. Does it count if, as a legally ordained minister over the Internet, I tell everybody that you'll go to hell if you vote for Bush? Please?
Cobain Movie to rock WB: Okay, I'm pretty sure that the last network on TV that should be making a Kurt Cobain bio should be the WB. Hell, I'd have more faith in PAX or the Oxygen Network. Jesus, I'd watch the Weather Channel version first.
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Date: 2004-04-20 02:04 pm (UTC)Hold on there, slim shady. I used to work for Oxygen. Trust me, WB has more on the ball. Hell, TBN has more on the ball.