How to be a Good Procrastinator: Watch Me and Learn

[apocalypsos]

What did I accomplish today? I called the hotline to donate my car to charity and started writing my first real femslash story.

Well, there's two more things off my list of things to do before I die crossed off.

Psst ... somebody tell my Elizabeth Swann muse to stop making me want to watch boat movies. Pirates, Titanic, Master & Commander ... sheesh, woman, didn't you notice I'm writing you making out with a girl? Get your cinematic euphemisms right, damn it!

EDIT: *smacks Elizabeth Swann muse upside the head* What did I just say about euphemisms? Now you're infiltrating my typos?! Femslash, dumbass. Get it right.

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[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

Psst ... somebody tell my Elizabeth Swann muse to stop making me want to watch boat movies. Pirates, Titanic, Master & Commander ... sheesh, woman, didn't you notice I'm writing you making out with a girl? Get your cinematic euphemisms right, damn it!

Well, it strikes me that if all the men are off at sea on the boats and on each other, there's nothing left for the ladies to do but "entertain" amongst themselves. So it all fits together just fine. :-P

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Yay for sewing-circles. :)

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

Does that make them seamstresses (à la Pratchett)?

[budclare.livejournal.com]

Wow. You got an accent mark and everything. But no, because they're not professionals. They just...dabble.

[etoilepb.livejournal.com]

*giggles* For some reason, I can't help but think of that as "embroidery." This probably has a lot to do with my current proliferation of finals and dearth of sleep. :-P

[heyorion.livejournal.com]

hehe, embroidery.

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this is possibly the most useless reply to a message evAH. if i were on schnoogle i would be told off by a mod. darn.

[heyorion.livejournal.com]

hehe, darn.
hooray for inadvertant puns.

[namey.livejournal.com]

How to be a Good Procrastinator: Watch Me and Learn

Eh. In a minute.

[namey.livejournal.com]

And is that Jube from X2? I gotta get me some of that...