What did I accomplish today? I called the hotline to donate my car to charity and started writing my first real femslash story.
Well, there's two more things off my list of things to do before I die crossed off.
Psst ... somebody tell my Elizabeth Swann muse to stop making me want to watch boat movies. Pirates, Titanic, Master & Commander ... sheesh, woman, didn't you notice I'm writing you making out with a girl? Get your cinematic euphemisms right, damn it!
EDIT: *smacks Elizabeth Swann muse upside the head* What did I just say about euphemisms? Now you're infiltrating my typos?! Femslash, dumbass. Get it right.
Well, there's two more things off my list of things to do before I die crossed off.
Psst ... somebody tell my Elizabeth Swann muse to stop making me want to watch boat movies. Pirates, Titanic, Master & Commander ... sheesh, woman, didn't you notice I'm writing you making out with a girl? Get your cinematic euphemisms right, damn it!
EDIT: *smacks Elizabeth Swann muse upside the head* What did I just say about euphemisms? Now you're infiltrating my typos?! Femslash, dumbass. Get it right.