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[apocalypsos]

You want to know what the definition of irony is? It's that according to "Chasing Amy" and "Gigli," Ben "Hi, I'm Matt Damon's better half!" Affleck is apparently the cure for lesbianism. You'd think it'd be someone with slightly more testosterone than him ... you know, like Jennifer Garner or the U.S. women's soccer team or something.

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[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

Sean Connery is evil! I know this statement will not win me any popularity contests, but I swear it is true. How many men do you walk by on the street who are that old, yet have young women ready to bed down with them? Evil, I tell you!

(And the speech impediment! Gah! You're rich, man! You can afford to see a speech therapist.)

My sincere apologies to anyone, besides Sean Connery, who I may have offended.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

It's not a speech impediment. It'sh a Schotsh acshent, and the making of his fame.

And, as a man who will one day be old and hideous, I have to respect Sean.

[musyc]

*falls over laughing*

It'sh a Schotsh acshent

Best written representation of Connery's accent I've ever seen.

[justbluemyself.livejournal.com]

He's the only Scottish person I have ever heard who talks like that. I think it's a bit more than an accent.