*growls*

[apocalypsos]

You know, one of these days, I'm going to make a list called "Things Guys Do That Make Them Considerably Less Attractive To The Opposite Sex," and on it, I'm going to put ...

Cat-calling from moving vehicles
Telling a girl she looks like she 'likes to party'
Trying to get access to a girl by harrassing her friends and family
Kissing a girl's ass to embarrassing extremes at every turn
Trying to force a sense of humor when you have none
Behaving like an asshat
Behaving like a stalker
Bothering a girl when she's obviously trying to do something else
Treating a girl like she's an idiot
Always having to be right about everything
Referencing porn with no fair warning
Buying a girl stuff and thinking that entitles you to something

Urgh. I can't think of anything else right now. I can only think of the things guys have done to piss me off and irritate the hell out of me in the past few days.

Anybody else want to have a go?

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[dargie.livejournal.com]

Solving or threatening to solve every problem with their fists.
Getting into fights with total strangers over stuff like the girlfriend (How dare you look at my girlfriend!) or traffic (How dare you drive on my street!)
Apologizing for living.
Ignoring your girlfriend when your buddies are around. (Women do this too. Either way it's inexcusable.)