*growls*

[apocalypsos]

You know, one of these days, I'm going to make a list called "Things Guys Do That Make Them Considerably Less Attractive To The Opposite Sex," and on it, I'm going to put ...

Cat-calling from moving vehicles
Telling a girl she looks like she 'likes to party'
Trying to get access to a girl by harrassing her friends and family
Kissing a girl's ass to embarrassing extremes at every turn
Trying to force a sense of humor when you have none
Behaving like an asshat
Behaving like a stalker
Bothering a girl when she's obviously trying to do something else
Treating a girl like she's an idiot
Always having to be right about everything
Referencing porn with no fair warning
Buying a girl stuff and thinking that entitles you to something

Urgh. I can't think of anything else right now. I can only think of the things guys have done to piss me off and irritate the hell out of me in the past few days.

Anybody else want to have a go?

Comments

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

Ah, brilliant.

a) Buying a perfectly serviceable, normal, respectable car and then fucking ruining it by adding aftermarket ground-effects, a spoiler resembling a big fucking handle, illegal glasspacks, those black lenses over the headlamps, and big fucking stickers with either the Honda or Toyota symbol OR the sigil "No Fear" on the back window. Newsflash, barryboys: this does not equal Sexual Magnetism, this implies "I Am An Asshole." Especially when you try and do handbrake turns in a car that wasn't designed for high-speed performance. I can fucking handbrake-turn a car too, and I don't use this skill to get poon.

This may be because I am a girl.

Nevertheless, lay off the goddamn aftermarket mods, because they make you look twice as stupid as you are.

b)Yelling at me as I walk down the street. Do you really think that I will turn around, shuck off my shirt, and sashay over to you while saying "Please, random fucking street person, take me now; your incoherent shrieks have brought me to the brink of multiple orgasms"?

[dpaul007.livejournal.com]

*THIS* is a perfect example of why I have you on my FRJ list (beside you being somewhat gorgeous [grin]).

Your snark-fu is most powerful.