*growls*

[apocalypsos]

You know, one of these days, I'm going to make a list called "Things Guys Do That Make Them Considerably Less Attractive To The Opposite Sex," and on it, I'm going to put ...

Cat-calling from moving vehicles
Telling a girl she looks like she 'likes to party'
Trying to get access to a girl by harrassing her friends and family
Kissing a girl's ass to embarrassing extremes at every turn
Trying to force a sense of humor when you have none
Behaving like an asshat
Behaving like a stalker
Bothering a girl when she's obviously trying to do something else
Treating a girl like she's an idiot
Always having to be right about everything
Referencing porn with no fair warning
Buying a girl stuff and thinking that entitles you to something

Urgh. I can't think of anything else right now. I can only think of the things guys have done to piss me off and irritate the hell out of me in the past few days.

Anybody else want to have a go?

Comments

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

And the anti of that arguement. Which gets you dialogue like so:

'I'm a lesbian'

"I can change your mind!"

"Thank you, but no"

"Seriously, after having me you won't look at a girl again"

"No"

"Jesus, what do you have against MEN?? Why are you so elitist."

...

Men, sometimes.

[msbutterpecan.livejournal.com]

How do you resist the urge to stab someone that says they can change your mind??

Next time some flaming doofus says they can change your mind ask them if they are white. Then tell them you want to make them Black, Hispanic, Jewish...whatever.

You can see where I'm going with this..

[vampirespider.livejournal.com]

I'll try that :-)

Or rather, next time some one says that to my girlfriend. In front of me.