*growls*

[apocalypsos]

You know, one of these days, I'm going to make a list called "Things Guys Do That Make Them Considerably Less Attractive To The Opposite Sex," and on it, I'm going to put ...

Cat-calling from moving vehicles
Telling a girl she looks like she 'likes to party'
Trying to get access to a girl by harrassing her friends and family
Kissing a girl's ass to embarrassing extremes at every turn
Trying to force a sense of humor when you have none
Behaving like an asshat
Behaving like a stalker
Bothering a girl when she's obviously trying to do something else
Treating a girl like she's an idiot
Always having to be right about everything
Referencing porn with no fair warning
Buying a girl stuff and thinking that entitles you to something

Urgh. I can't think of anything else right now. I can only think of the things guys have done to piss me off and irritate the hell out of me in the past few days.

Anybody else want to have a go?

Comments

Re: How would you like me?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

*snicker*

Well, I suppose that would depend on where you're coming from. I'm in Michigan, so whatever is most appropriate.

Just limber up and bring paper and pencil for Tabby's Nasty Tutorial!

Good god, I could start a school! I could get all these hot girls to be the teachers, and I'd be the Headmistress. Oh man, we'd make a TON of money. I know they make videos that are supposed to teach these things, but can you imagine an actual live program? It'd be awesome.

GRADUATION ORGY!

Re: How would you like me?

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Woohoo! I am in.

I am suddenly imaging Troll Princess narrating the action:

Here Malhablada is demonstrating the California sushi twist, reversed with her off hand. Notice the wrist flick at the end, and how the student appears to have become an epileptic. This is the sign of a good grip.

Re: How would you like me?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

BWWWAAAHAHAhahahahaha!

That's awesome!