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apocalypsosWhat the hell, why not?
Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.
Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!
Give me 1000 comments in this entry. Or whatever, really. YOU, in particular, don't have to supply the whole 1000, but a tiny contribution would be nice. Then let me know if you post this in your journal and I'll return the favor.
Dudes, so this is your chance to spam me with anything! Pictures, lyrics, the word SPAM over and over. Feel free to tell me something about yourself, or screen your comments. Do whatever you want! It's all up to you.
Okay, so I realise 1000 is a tall number so just spam away and we'll see where we get up to. Please entertain me!
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:07 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Take it!
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:07 pm (UTC)*snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:07 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:09 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:09 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:10 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
(I have to go rejoin "civilatization" (by which I mean my family's day-early Father's Day party), so someone else'll have to keep the flame alive.)
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:11 pm (UTC)Re: *snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:11 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:12 pm (UTC)*shrugs* Well, when asked to spam, I don't think you can ever go wrong with something like that.
Boo!
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:14 pm (UTC)(Well, now you do.)
Re: *snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:14 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:15 pm (UTC)Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00."
This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.
The lawyer asks the first question: "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?"
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer, "your turn."
She asks the lawyer: "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?"
The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the Library Of Congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500.
The blonde says, "Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:15 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:15 pm (UTC)1) Ahhh...I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again...
2) The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3) I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4) Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5) I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a damn.
6) I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7) What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8) I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9) I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10) Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point
of view.
11) I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
12) It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
13) No, my powers can only be used for good.
14) How about never? Is never good for you?
15) I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16) You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17) I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18) I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19) I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20) Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21) My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22) It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really
quite busy.
23) At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24) You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26) Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:16 pm (UTC)And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
IF your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash,
Then your situation's hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!
You can't say this?
What a shame sir!
We'll find you,
Another game sir.
IF the label on the cable on the table at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel on another protocol,
That's repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall!
IF your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavey as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
'Cause as sure as I'm a poet, the sucker's gonna hang!
IF the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk,
And the microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC,
Then you have to flash your memory, and you'll want to RAM your ROM.
Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your MOM!
copyright Brian M. Smith, 08/08/'96.
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:17 pm (UTC)1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your Kleenex to other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:17 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:18 pm (UTC)How stikingly odd...
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Date: 2004-06-19 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:18 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:19 pm (UTC)Re: *snerk*
Date: 2004-06-19 02:23 pm (UTC)Yes, it goes on and on, my friend.
Some people started singing it,
Not knowing what it was
And they'll continue singing it forever just because...
no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:23 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-06-19 02:24 pm (UTC)