Okay, I'm officially terrified.

[apocalypsos]

Yet another weird night at work, the main highlight of which came in the final few minutes when digitalodyssey and myself got in a discussion about the HP/PotC slash we'd managed to get on the subject of the other day. Don't even ask me how we got there -- I think it involved an alternate dimension, massive amounts of liquor, and three penguins.

Anyway, I brought up a story I wrote once in Buffy fandom where I paired up the first two names that I picked out of a hat -- which, by the way, turned out to be VampXander and the Buffybot. I kid you not. Well, that started the hamster in digitalodyssey's head to a'runnin' in his wheel, and now apparently, I'm going to have to pick two random characters' names out of a hat tomorrow and write a romantic fic about them. And we're talking serious cross-fandom shagfests here ... Buffy, PotC, HP, Terminator, X-Men, etc. I swear I'm going to shoot that bloody hamster before this is over.

If nothing else, I can now say that I know the meaning of true fear, so at least I've got that going for me.

Anybody else want to live as dangerously as I'm going to tomorrow night and do the "pick names out of a hat" challenge with me? Please? I'd hate to think I'm the only person on my friends list who might possibly be forced to write Dumbledore/Jack Sparrow slash, or a romance between Iceman and Anya, or total Hermione/Sarah Connor porn. (Then again, no. Let me be the only one. Two of any of those fics is, I'm almost positive, a sign of the coming apocalypse.)

I think we definitely need better things to talk about at work. Right before we got into the slash discussion again, we decided that while Adrian Paul's toupee is not inherently evil simply for being on his head, we're positive that it's at least attached by a hinge so that he can flip it up whenever his unholy ego needs to breathe.

*sigh*

God, I need a nap. Or a good movie. I wish my DVD collection wasn't so devoid in the Johnny Depp department. I seriously need to get something with Johnny Depp in it. You know, like his pants.

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[leatherdykeuk.livejournal.com]

~laughs~
So long as I only have to write a short story, I'm game; though I reserve the right to panic if I don't know who the character is! ( I haven't seen PotC or T3 yet)

[norabombay.livejournal.com]

Bobby Drake and Anya isn't even that unlikely.

If you followed the X-Men comics, and the saga of Bobby's relationship with Emma Frost.

Plus, Bobby is the Xander of the X-men. Anya would go for it.

[doqz.livejournal.com]

Wouldn't that lead rather directly to Bobby/Lilah Morgan, then?



"Yes?"

"Drake. Robert Drake. Accountant with Wolfram and Hart."

"And?"

"Twinkie, my good man. Shaken not stirred. And be quick about it too, you undead peon."

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

That. Is. Brilliant.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha! OK, completely off the subject, but I *LOVE* your icon...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*happy sigh* Doqz, I love you. :)

Now I sooooo feel like writing this, too. Good Lord. Maybe not the Bobby/Lilah part, but definitely Bobby at Wolfram and Hart. My favorite X-Man wreaking all kinds of mischievous havoc at my favorite evil law firm ... *user grins wickedly as visions of Tax Forms of Doooooooom start dancing through her head ...*

[mice.livejournal.com]

First off...Bobby and Xander...

Xander...has been tied spread eagled by attractive female...

Bobby...has been tied spread eagled by attractive female...

Okay, that does work for me.

Bobby and W & H...I can see him trying to impress the staff.

"You know, I'm not just an accountant...I also happen to be a very dangerous demon."

"Are you an Ersont demon?"

*thinks about it* "Yes. Yes I am."

*Young office temp runs away, telling everyone that Bobby is an Ersont demon. Bobby sees Wesley and stops him.*

"Wesley, what's an Ersont demon?"

"An Ersont is a demon that lives off of human excrement -- well, any excrement, really."

"So...definitely not a cool thing to be?"

"Bobby...did you tell someone that you're a demon again?"

"...yes."

"I thought we went over this the last time when you said that you were a Graegholla demon."

"How was I supposed to know that their thing was to turn into pink goo when exposed to sun?"

"When your secretary said, "Hey, let's see if he turns into pink goo when we expose him to the sun!"?"

"She was really upset when I didn't..."

"I'll get out a memo in the office explaining that you aren't a demon once again, but this is the last time. The next time you say that you are a demon, I will not deny it. Understood?"

*Bobby nods as Wesley walks away. Soon, a pretty administrative assistant walks up to Bobby.*

"Hey, I heard you were a Rwonsca demon, is that true?"

*Bobby thinks for a minute.* "Yes. Yes I am."

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[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

*dies*

I changed my mind. You write that story. :) Then again, I think if Bobby were confronted by having to be written by the both of us ... I don't know. Wouldn't you just love to picture his reaction? ;)

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Oh, go on and count me in. To hell with my cat burglar. She can take a nap for an hour or two. I'm thoroughly frustrated with her at the moment anyway.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

we decided that while Adrian Paul's toupee is not inherently evil simply for being on his head, we're positive that it's at least attached by a hinge so that he can flip it up whenever his unholy ego needs to breathe.

*SPEW*

Just make sure you toss Highlander and X-Files in the fandom hat... ;)

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

The Xander/Buffbot story was rock, my friend, but the scope on this challenge... well, good luck and godspeed!

And dude, you are so metaquoted on the Adrian Paul thing.

[anxietygrrl.livejournal.com]

Behold my awesome inability to proofread! Vamp!Xander/Buffybot. Yes. Should probably put on my glasses now.

(insert evil cackle here)

[digitalodyssey.livejournal.com]

The hampsters spinnin'

dead vamp's are shaggin'

tons of robot lovin'

Hehe. Time to corrupt the minds of everyone EVERYONE!


- DigitalOdyssey
-= Corrupting the minds of fandom watchers one slash at a time =-

[voleuse.livejournal.com]

I'll happily do a freaky crossover, provided I know who the people are.

[wonderlander.livejournal.com]

I'd do it, but I'm still trying to figure a rough plot on the Spike/Snape/Capt.Sparrow thing. I also have Cpt. Sprrow in my head going, "I can't, My one true love is Will. And my ship. Um, and my gold. Can I get back to you on that one true love thing?".