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[apocalypsos]

You know that thing where you say some stuff to some people on your friends list, but you don't say who? Yeah, this'd be it.

1. One of these days, we need to hook up, go to that person's house, and just beat the crap out of them. Seriously. Bam! Bitch went down! Bam! Superbitch!

2. If I could pick any two people to hang out with in real life, it'd be you two. Of course, you have to keep in mind that I find you both fascinating, smart, creative, amusing and cool and that would probably amp up my shyness factor. You might have to poke and prod me until I start yapping, because I'll be all awed and whatnot. Yes, awed. Deal.

3. I'm not saying you should go away or stop talking to me. I'm just saying you need to turn the volume down a tad. Or, you know, a lot. You're a good person, but you also tend to go overboard sometimes, and it's just ... stop that, 'kay?

4. When the apocalypse comes, beep me. You bring the popcorn, I'll be the booze, and we can snark our way through the armageddon.

5. We totally need to go to the movies together. And have it filmed. And pitch it as the next generation of "Mystery Science Theater 3000".

6. I feel so much more prepared in arguments now because of you. Trust me, that's a compliment.

7. You write the best porn, you know that? Seriously, I don't think I've ever told you that, but it's just ... wow. Hot stuff. *fans self* And in a fandom I can't even get up the nerve to write. Really. *keeps fanning self*

8. Man, would I love to see you in action. And then hang out with you afterwards and smile goofily at people and point at you and say in a very dorky fashion, "I'm with the talent."

9. Dude, do you have any idea of how many of my dreams you've popped up in? No, I mean it. Not as a main character, obviously, but in that way where I stop myself halfway through the dream and go, "Oh, I totally need to call so-and-so."

10. You know, I'll give you credit. We may have our disagreements on some very serious issues, but I still like you. God, if I didn't like you, I would have unfriended you faster than you could say, "Step off, bitch." But you're cool and you're nice, so you stay. :)

11. I blame you for so many things. Like, for instance, helping me find a way to write fanfic for one of my favorite fandoms when I wasn't sure if I could do it. And also, for making me giggle.

12. You have what's possibly my favorite adorably-cute-beyond-all-human-comprehension icon on LJ ever. I'm just sayin'. :)

13. I wish I could sing like you. I wish I could sing like anybody else, but I had a choice, it'd be you, because you not only can sing, but you have the bravery to sing in front of people.

14. I know I don't respond a lot on your LJ, but you (and your cohorts) are fascinatingly lovely and sweet to read. You cute little romantics, you. *snuggles you*

15. I need to take pictures on my mom's cats next weekend, and I'm pretty sure you'll appreciate them the most.

16. I don't care how old you are, you're still interesting, smart, and damn it, you know what I like.

17. You know, if somebody asked me right in front of you who my best friend was, and I gave my standard answer, you'd probably be shocked to hear it's you. But I don't care, because I happen to like you. So there, dumbass.

18. You remember me from when I was a runty little fandom punk. That's pretty neat. Also, tell no one. ;)

19. One of these days, when I win the lottery and throw a huge fuck-off party and invite my entire friends list, you and I need to get very, very wasted and dance on the bar, just because we can.

20. Ah, my sister in unrestrained, irrational rage and hatred. Let's get pissed and defame world leaders.

Comments

[juleskicks.livejournal.com]

See, I don't tend to do these for myself, because the ones that weren't incredibly obvious would pretty much all be the same -- something along the lines of "You are awesome."

I can't help that I have so many awesome people on my flist, yo.

[handful.livejournal.com]

kearie said you were awesome. I agree!

[irradiatedsoup.livejournal.com]

aw, i know ima not onmhere but yayndor paranoir

[ingole.livejournal.com]

Yeah, ditto. :)

[octopedingenue]

Gah! I'm totally #3!

Egocentric paranoia is fun.

[odditycollector.livejournal.com]

Gah! I'm totally #3!

Egocentric paranoia is fun.

You too, huh. ;)

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

*turns volume down* I feel I am also three. So now we have three threes.

[seferin.livejournal.com]

Four. *shudder*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

It'll probably turn out none of us are on the list anyway.

trollprincess, will you please put us out of our paranoid misery?

[seferin.livejournal.com]

She may actually enjoy watching us writhe in misery. Plus, she will probably only tell the poor soul to whom she was referring, so as not to embaress them...

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

Five.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

So, you're not even going to say whether or not we're up there?

Huh.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Well, I'll tell you if you are. I just won't say which one you are. (Which, by the way, you are. :))

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

i'm guessing i'm not on there...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope, sorry. Maybe I should do another one of these. I've certainly got enough people to work with. :)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

I'd definitely appreciate pics of your mom's cats, but I bet there's someone who'd appreciate them more.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

My mom's cats are sweet and incredibly friendly, completely trouncing that mean-Siamese myth. (Well, except for Niles, who I won't get pictures of. He hates everyone and has the personality of the Psycho Neighbor. Little bastard.)

[gruyere.livejournal.com]

And I don't even like cats in the real world!

(Then again, I'm allergic to them. But I love doggies.)

[t3andcrumpets.livejournal.com]

Getting pissed and defaming world leaders sounds incredibly fun.

*looks around for liquor*

Well, fuck -- I don't need to be pissed to say that Bush sucks Dick.

[azurelunatic]

Am I on there?

*looks curious*

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Can I be #14? Pretty please?

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

Whoops. I meant #13.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

No, but you can be another one. ;)

[trishalynn.livejournal.com]

I am????? *feverishly hunts through the list*

[milkshake-b.livejournal.com]

So you will say who it is if they guess right? **settles in with some popcorn to watch**

[apiphile.livejournal.com]

Please tell me who 20. is so I can befriend them. *big cat eyes*.

[zeelee-penguin.livejournal.com]

Oh, dammit. These things always make me so nervous and wibbly. I can't help but imagine, *every* damn time someone on my flist does this, that I'm the one they don't like.

I'm not up there, am I? If I'm not up there I can just breathe a sigh of relief and go on my way...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Nope, alas. (Well, really, there's only one remotely bad one on there, and I'm sure as hell not going to say who #3 is.)

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

*snerk* Fun. I see shades of myself in two of them. And I think I know who 13 might apply to... :)

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

And I think I know who 13 might apply to... :)

*snerk* That one's kind of obvious. ;)

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Heh. It was either that one or "I'm with the talent."

[http://users.livejournal.com/___destijl/]

*wonders*

Am I on here anywhere? I doubt it.

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Am I on there?