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apocalypsosI think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.
Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.
Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.
Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.
Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.
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Date: 2004-09-02 06:47 am (UTC)Why not? I'm not minioning for anyone else right now. Plus, I have dental from my day job.
I have the ability to control cats. Well, technically it's more of a 'negotiate for mutual interests' thing. But they do end up doing what I want them to do. As long as it doesn't involve walking on a leash.
Do you think you can use that? (And yes, it works on any size cat.)