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apocalypsosI think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.
Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.
Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.
Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.
Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.
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Date: 2004-09-02 05:11 am (UTC)The minions will all be given sexy man/woman slaves, I take it?
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Date: 2004-09-02 05:21 am (UTC)I think I shall like being a minion. Or perhaps I can be the smut writer, employed to keep the people quiet - because who would complain against a regiem that gives them free porn?
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Date: 2004-09-02 05:29 am (UTC)Y'see, *I* already have minions. I've even signed up a PR guy, just to convince everyone how much good I'm really doing them.
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Date: 2004-09-02 05:46 am (UTC)not BushI get it, and then making all sorts of laws where pretty boys have to travel in pairs...for safety... and hold hands a lot. *decisive nod*no subject
Date: 2004-09-02 06:04 am (UTC)Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.
Hmm, kind of sounds like being English.
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Date: 2004-09-02 06:43 am (UTC)And a moustache! All evil dictators HAVE to have a moustache.
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Date: 2004-09-02 06:47 am (UTC)Why not? I'm not minioning for anyone else right now. Plus, I have dental from my day job.
I have the ability to control cats. Well, technically it's more of a 'negotiate for mutual interests' thing. But they do end up doing what I want them to do. As long as it doesn't involve walking on a leash.
Do you think you can use that? (And yes, it works on any size cat.)
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Date: 2004-09-02 07:21 am (UTC)I don't need dental. We know one. :)
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Date: 2004-09-02 07:22 am (UTC)*tired*
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Date: 2004-09-02 07:50 am (UTC)(please master don't throw me to the crocodiles...)
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Date: 2004-09-02 08:23 am (UTC)and im a high school special ed teacher, so i can inflict obnoxious evil children on your enemies!
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Date: 2004-09-02 08:57 am (UTC)I do have one request though. I simply must have every second Tuesday off for mother's hair, manicure and facial appointment. It takes time to spackle all that mud on her not to mention how long it takes to scrape it back off. It's an all day affair and harrowing on my nerves. I never know if they are going to scrape off her nose by accident.
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Date: 2004-09-02 09:51 am (UTC)Tell you what. You can aim for Galactic Domination, and I'll help you get there in exchange for power over all mortal men (and women), save for a select - Let's say one million - that you get to take away for your own evil ends.
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Date: 2004-09-02 01:11 pm (UTC)get a a cool costume and a pet panther!
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Date: 2004-09-02 04:27 pm (UTC)On the other tentacle, I don't think
Oo! Oo! Me! Pick Me!
Date: 2004-09-02 05:59 pm (UTC)Special Skills: I might be a cannibal. We're not completly sure.
Plus, as a minion, I make a great throw rug. Adds ambience to your secret layer. I'm also not entirely sane, always a bonus when you're promoting minions to trusted liutenants.
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