It's almost eight in the morning. I need to write. Gyah.

[apocalypsos]

I think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.

Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.

Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.

Comments

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

I'll be a minion only if you promise to read this and abide by it. It is God. A must for all evil overlords.

The minions will all be given sexy man/woman slaves, I take it?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

But of course, on both counts. We shall follow the list to the letter, and enslave all the pretty people for our own pleasure. YES. *cackles maniacally*

[muffytaj.livejournal.com]

Yay!

I think I shall like being a minion. Or perhaps I can be the smut writer, employed to keep the people quiet - because who would complain against a regiem that gives them free porn?