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I think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.

Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.

Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.

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I'll be aromatherapist - which is kind of nasal torture, if you get it wrong. I'll get it wrong! Can I be obscure-methods-of-torture... torturer?

I don't need dental. We know one. :)

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Er... a dentist, that is. Not a dental, whatever that is. (That is, that is... that is.)

*tired*

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And you can have your very own theme song. "Dentist" from Little Shop of Horrors.

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