It's almost eight in the morning. I need to write. Gyah.

[apocalypsos]

I think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.

Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.

Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.

Comments

[torificus.livejournal.com]

Ah, but do you have a High Priest yet? I've noticed you have the porn side covered, so you've got me there, though...

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Have one? I am one! What do I need a spare for when I can call up the dark forces all on my own?

[torificus.livejournal.com]

I've worked out my Master Plot, too. It involves rigging the presidency so not Bush I get it, and then making all sorts of laws where pretty boys have to travel in pairs...for safety... and hold hands a lot. *decisive nod*