It's almost eight in the morning. I need to write. Gyah.

[apocalypsos]

I think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.

Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.

Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.

Comments

[gehayi.livejournal.com]

I can be your evil legal expert. And you can continue with your takeovers but they will all be completely legal. Which will drive the heroes to utter despair, as heroes have this weird notion that what is legal is also fair and just.