It's almost eight in the morning. I need to write. Gyah.

[apocalypsos]

I think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.

Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.

Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.

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Code Name: Worldwalker Pure
Special Skills: I might be a cannibal. We're not completly sure.

Plus, as a minion, I make a great throw rug. Adds ambience to your secret layer. I'm also not entirely sane, always a bonus when you're promoting minions to trusted liutenants.