It's almost eight in the morning. I need to write. Gyah.

[apocalypsos]

I think I'll take over the planet. I may need minions for this.

Anybody want to be a minion? The dental plan sucks and you're sort of expendable, but if you bring something special to the table, you get your own country full of cowering humans to torture and command.

Hmm. If I'm going to be a dictator, I'm going to need an infinitely uglier haircut.

Comments

[aliaspiral.livejournal.com]

do you mind if i work 2 jobs? im already a minion for sirkpega, but it shouldnt interfere with my ability to minion for you. i very good at multitasking. would you like to see my resume?

and im a high school special ed teacher, so i can inflict obnoxious evil children on your enemies!