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[apocalypsos]

To do today:

-- Make sure I get my NaNoWriMo account squared away.
-- Pay my phone bill.
-- Buy this.
-- And this.
-- And possibly this.

Yay, shopping!

EDIT: Court Asserts Man's Right to Procreate -- I'll be over in the corner being disgusted with people, if anyone's looking for me.

SLACKER CO-WORKER OF EDIT: I think I may call in sick the last day of November so that I can cheat and have a little extra writing time. Considering I never call in sick, I could so totally get away with it, too. *cackles maniacally*

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I seriously don't know why no one's explained to this guy that a vasectomy and a box of condoms are both cheaper than the costs of raising a child for eighteen years or the legal fees if you'd rather not help with that.

[canthlian.livejournal.com]

"No, no. Vasectomy. Va-sec-to-my. No, it's not a religious thing. NO! You can't do it yourself! I-- look, just get one. Please? Or -- wait, here. Just have a rubber.

... you don't know how to use a rubber? Oy vey..."