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Dear uterus,

I hate you. I hope I get my stomach ripped open by zombies, and they only take the reproductive crap and then sew me right the fuck back up.

Sincerely,

Me

Date: 2004-10-05 06:57 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] vivian-shaw.livejournal.com
It seems the wretched time of month coincides for most of the girls on my friends list. Me, I'd rather just remove the entire works with a rusty bread knife. And then shoot it a few times. And then bury it at a crossroads under a full moon just to make sure it couldn't come back.

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