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[apocalypsos]

Dear uterus,

I hate you. I hope I get my stomach ripped open by zombies, and they only take the reproductive crap and then sew me right the fuck back up.

Sincerely,

Me

Comments

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Count your blessings. You could be pregnant.

signed,
La Preggo Gigante.

[paradisacorbasi.livejournal.com]

A friend of mine gave me lavender, mint and jasmine tea. [Not three teas, all of them together] It rocks against Aunt Flo's gift of cramps.

Oops, I'm a guy...

[mckenzee.livejournal.com]

Chamomile, licorice and anise tea should work too.

Tastes weird, but works.

[rani23.livejournal.com]

Chocolate is the true cure. *hugs* feel better.

[akacat]

they only take the reproductive crap and then sew me right the fuck back up.

Just be sure to ask for the Scully Special.

Oh, wait. You said zombies, not aliens. Huh. Nevermind.

[robyn-ma.livejournal.com]

dude, totally smoke a bowl. :)

[phillyexpat.livejournal.com]

Advil liquigels are my hero.

And ever since I've been on the Pill my cramps are non-existent. This from a girl that had to be rushed to the emergency room as a teenager from feminine problems.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I would so drink the three Smirnoffs I've got left, if it weren't for work.

Then again, if that's my excuse, maybe I really should drink them. *sigh*

[vivian-shaw.livejournal.com]

It seems the wretched time of month coincides for most of the girls on my friends list. Me, I'd rather just remove the entire works with a rusty bread knife. And then shoot it a few times. And then bury it at a crossroads under a full moon just to make sure it couldn't come back.

[arikatt.livejournal.com]

*stabs god in the vagina*

[ladyortyger.livejournal.com]

*pet*

I've found that moving around or exercising actually really helps..

[ex-zombieham605.livejournal.com]

You know what's incredibly helpful is doing those belly rolls that belly dancers do. Take a few deep breaths, then slowly contract the muscles at the top of your abdomen and work your way down. It's the only thing that's kept me sane on long car rides.

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

You know, this is the 7th or 8th girly tmi on my flist in the past two days? I know groups of girls that live together usually coincide, but this is just rediculous! Internet hormones?? Gah.

I usually drink peppermint tea and take hot baths. Works for me!

[thedivinegoat.livejournal.com]

Hot water bottle or wheatie.

I have a fluffy bunny wheatie and it is currently clamped to my middle.

Have to say cramps are a lot less severe after two babies. But that might a slightly extreme method of dealing with them ;-)

[sasscat.livejournal.com]

Mine just hit too. It was about three weeks late and I would have worried if I'd, you know, been getting any. *rolls eyes* But it's not too bad and it gives me an excuse to bitch at candidates (I'm helping run an election).

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

...omigod your icon...

Did you make it, or is there somewhere I can find one of my own? O O

[midnightbex.livejournal.com]

It's one of the greatest excuses there is! You can be as big of a bitch as you feel the need to be and just explain 'it's the wrong time of month to piss me off!'. In that way its a good thing. :D

[arikatt.livejournal.com]

Well I made the icon, but the photograph is not mine.

[acetal.livejournal.com]

Your icon makes me want to peel myself a mermaid.

[mareklamo.livejournal.com]

I used to drink Coke when I had cramps.

[silent-sybil.livejournal.com]

*squee!* Thanks! I got it off a webquiz. ^_^ It's been generating lots of comments recently, for some reason.