Editing again ...
Jun. 10th, 2003 03:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosBehold, everyone, for I am a glutton for punishment. *eye roll*
I suppose it could be worse, but considering how I'd rather stab myself in the eye repeatedly with this red pencil instead of edit ... no, probably not too many things worse than that for me.
The great thing, though, is I've got an editing mascot! Go, me! See, a while back, some folks from my writer's group presented me with a teddy bear based on one of my main characters. He's one of a kind.
What's that? Excuse me, but do you have a teddy bear done up like a dreadlocked Rastafarian vampire? I didn't think so. The only downside is that he's lacking in the fang department, but hey, he's got a little blood on his lips, so ...
Hey. Hey, he's been at my popsicles again! Sneaky bastard.
Either that, or he really has been drinking my blood in the middle of the night. Hell, he's my bear. I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up one day and he was standing over me with a glassy-eyed expression and a carving knife. Which is his usual look, of course, just without the sharp kitchen utensils.
*sigh*
No, I don't need to get out of my house. Honestly.
I suppose it could be worse, but considering how I'd rather stab myself in the eye repeatedly with this red pencil instead of edit ... no, probably not too many things worse than that for me.
The great thing, though, is I've got an editing mascot! Go, me! See, a while back, some folks from my writer's group presented me with a teddy bear based on one of my main characters. He's one of a kind.
What's that? Excuse me, but do you have a teddy bear done up like a dreadlocked Rastafarian vampire? I didn't think so. The only downside is that he's lacking in the fang department, but hey, he's got a little blood on his lips, so ...
Hey. Hey, he's been at my popsicles again! Sneaky bastard.
Either that, or he really has been drinking my blood in the middle of the night. Hell, he's my bear. I wouldn't be surprised if I woke up one day and he was standing over me with a glassy-eyed expression and a carving knife. Which is his usual look, of course, just without the sharp kitchen utensils.
*sigh*
No, I don't need to get out of my house. Honestly.
