Ooo!

[apocalypsos]

You know what I could use? A guy who comes with a remote control. Tell me this is not the best idea ever. It could just have a whole bunch of up and down buttons on it, and you could change their face, their attitude, their hair color, their accents ... whatever. So one day, you could have a delightfully lust-ridden Hugh Jackman with an Irish accent, and the next you could have a delightfully lust-ridden Pierce Brosnan with an Australian accent, and the next you could have a delightfully lust-ridden Orlando Bloom with a Scottish accent. (Yes, the emotion button on my guy's remote would be broken or nonexistent. Shut up.)

I wonder if there's a market for this. Actually, come to think of it, I wonder why there isn't a market for this. Maybe there is. Some place with really large shopping carts.

Ooo! Maybe they're hiring!

See, this is what happens to me when Bravo doesn't have video during Pierce Brosnan's "Inside the Actor's Studio". Shameful, really.

Comments

Don't Mind The Random Guy

[pisstoffkristof.livejournal.com]

I had a remote control once. It was actually installed by my parents. It had one button that said, "Mute."

Re: Don't Mind The Random Guy

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I kept meaning to get one for my parents that was just one big specially-made mute button, but I never could afford to pay for that much plastic.

[myniamh.livejournal.com]

a delightfully lust-ridden Pierce Brosnan with an Australian accent,

you see this, it's genius! I NEED ONE NOW!

a delightfully lust-ridden Hugh Jackman with an Irish accent,

and one of these as well, that shoping trolly had better be huge, so I can get in too, 3 person shoping trolly, that'd be good!
It would completely change the context of 'never go shoping when hungry' hehehe

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

*Just pouts, because she discovered last night she doesn't even GET Bravo. What kind of cruel, evil place is KS when their cable company doesn't even carry freakin' bravo? Cultural wasteland*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

I don't know ... I'll bet Fred Phelps is ecstatic if you guys don't have Bravo. Saves him the time it would take out of his busy hate-spewing schedule if he had to bitch needlessly about Queer Eye and Boy Meets Boy.

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

Because we know he has a lack of anything to bitch about on a normal daily basis. Can we please just ship him elsewhere? Like, I'm sure D.C. or New York would love him (meaning, he wouldn't last five minutes there before getting shot or beat to death with his own "Fag FDNY" or "God Bless 9-11" signs).

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Definitely NY. It'd be like that scene in Die Hard 3 with Bruce Willis and the sandwich boards. (That's probably why he stays in Kansas, the chicken.)

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

You know the realllly sad part though? He's been there before (post 9/11) with these signs and somehow made it home alive. Someone really needs to talk to those New Yorkers. They're getting soft if they let Fred badmouth their town, their people, and their fallen heros without at least sendin' em back a little roughed up.