Ooo!

[apocalypsos]

You know what I could use? A guy who comes with a remote control. Tell me this is not the best idea ever. It could just have a whole bunch of up and down buttons on it, and you could change their face, their attitude, their hair color, their accents ... whatever. So one day, you could have a delightfully lust-ridden Hugh Jackman with an Irish accent, and the next you could have a delightfully lust-ridden Pierce Brosnan with an Australian accent, and the next you could have a delightfully lust-ridden Orlando Bloom with a Scottish accent. (Yes, the emotion button on my guy's remote would be broken or nonexistent. Shut up.)

I wonder if there's a market for this. Actually, come to think of it, I wonder why there isn't a market for this. Maybe there is. Some place with really large shopping carts.

Ooo! Maybe they're hiring!

See, this is what happens to me when Bravo doesn't have video during Pierce Brosnan's "Inside the Actor's Studio". Shameful, really.

Comments

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

Definitely NY. It'd be like that scene in Die Hard 3 with Bruce Willis and the sandwich boards. (That's probably why he stays in Kansas, the chicken.)

[dustbunnygirl.livejournal.com]

You know the realllly sad part though? He's been there before (post 9/11) with these signs and somehow made it home alive. Someone really needs to talk to those New Yorkers. They're getting soft if they let Fred badmouth their town, their people, and their fallen heros without at least sendin' em back a little roughed up.