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[apocalypsos]

Santa will be reading this post, boys and girls.

Go on, go wild with your Christmas wishes. Santa's wasted on one too many Smirnoffs and he's granting everything. :)

Comments

[georgiamagnolia.livejournal.com]

ooh ooh!

I can't take the pressure and don't remember anything on my list.

*cries*

[biztheinsane.livejournal.com]

Santa, all I want for Christmas is a passing grade in Pre-Cal.

Thank you.

[octopedingenue]

Your icon makes me happy in the manner of chocolate and small fluffy kittens.

[maryavatar.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa. I'd like a really good orgasm for Christmas. One of those ones you feel all the way down to the tips of your toes. When you moan so long and so loud your lips go numb. The sort of orgasm you get once he's learned all your hot buttons, but hasn't got bored of playing with them yet.

And an Ipod.

Kisses, Mary :)

[dawning-star.livejournal.com]

Santa, I would like the following:
Passing grades in all classes
Bush to resign
One (1) fully functional clone of Johnny Depp
Chocolate

I've been a reasonably good girl this year. Pleeeeease?

[malhablada.livejournal.com]

Hey Santa, double dawning_star's list, tack on the collected works of David Thewlis and send it to me, thanks.

[insidian.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

Please bring me an assortment of my imaginary boyfriends. No need to wrap them.

And the winning lottery numbers for Friday's drawing.

Love,
Sid

[catystorm.livejournal.com]

I would like to second those, and add an ipod to my list. ^_~x

[cavalaxis]

Dear Santa,

The perfect job for the hubby, a pay rise, and a house with wing for the harem. Oh and the harem too.

Thanks ever so,
C.

[laughingrat.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I want:

--for my family to get their act together
--everything Fritz Lang ever made that's been released on DVD
--for Eddie Izzard to just go back to girl-mode already (this wish may be in the process of being granted; he's shaved that idiotic goatee and was wearing makeup on some UK show recently)
--an English-language copy of the first Dr. Mabuse novel, apparently quite a rare find these days
--better funding for education, arts, libraries, and social programs
--free access to birth control (any type and method), and not just in America, sister!

Oh god, I want so much else, but it's all so silly. Not that some of the above wasn't silly as well.

--two ounces of high-grade Autumn Ti Kuan Yin
--a car that runs really well and is excellent to drive in all weather
--fiscal solvency

Hee. That's enough for now. What do YOU want for Xmas?

[chorus-of-chaos.livejournal.com]

mmm....ti kuan yin...I love iron goddess oolong. After several brews, fish out the leaves and wrap fish or chicken in them and bake it, it is INCREDIBLE...

damn, I don't have any tea either, I ran out a few weeks ago :( I'm a die hard tea snob junkie, and oolong is my favorite, followed by a good ceylon or keemun.

[cimarosa.livejournal.com]

Dear Mr. Claus,

I'm a simple girl, with simple ambitions. I know not greed, nor selfishness, nor pettiness. I would like:
1. an inexhaustable bank account
2. a BSc please. Without the work.
3. an iPod. Photo. 60 GB.
4. Brad Pitt Ryan Reynolds Jonathan Rhys Meyers Surprise me.
5. George Bush's head. On a shiny, sterling silver platter.
6. and a bottle of Absolut Raspberry.

I always believed in you. Honest.

Love,
Me.

[wiredwizard.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

This year I haven't been very good, but I can still hope, right? So for X-mas, I wish for the following things:

My long overdue paycheck
An iPod
A life *away from this grumpy lump of silicon on my desk (No, I will not be assimilated!! =beating computer with a stick=)
A minion to help finish cataloguing my book collection
My sanity.

If none of these are available, could I get the extended versions of the first 2 Lord of the Rings movies instead so I can go hide from my problems in Middle Earth?

Thanks Santa,

QX - Buster out.

[hawklaw.livejournal.com]

One word, Santa. Sha-Boon. Just sayin'.

[killerweasel.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

I'd like:
The 2 sets of Deep Space 9 I don't have.
Medical insurance.
A full-time job.
Bubblewrap.
CD-R discs.
Christian Kane with his hair cut short, wearing nothing but a cowboy hat.

Thanks!

[harmonyfb.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa:

This year, I want a lot of dvds. I want the first season of Carnivale on dvd. Really, really bad. And the A & E Pride and Prejudice on dvd. And Ultraviolet.

Of course, a nice blank check made out to Amazon.com wouldn't go amiss, either.

Lurve,
harmonyfb

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Whee! I want:

An iPod
My debts paid off
*points to icon* Him. And Hugh Jackman, Nick Lea, Peter Wingfield, Kiefer Sutherland, Zach Braff, Russell Crowe and all the rest of hotties on my list.
Novelty yarn!

[tania.livejournal.com]

Brad Pitt, nekked and bound.

[wtfbrain.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

In the interest of altruism, a brain for my roommates. Just one will be enough, I'm sure they can share.
An iPod.
The winning numbers for the lottery.
An assortment of movie and TV boyfriends. You know the ones. Like a few people have said, no need to wrap them. :)
Chocolate.

Love and kisses,

Me.

[ex-dovil323.livejournal.com]

Immortality. And a chocolate bar.

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

I want a good job, a private kung fu instructor, gym membership, a personal assisstant who organises my life in such a way that I'm no longer constantly running to keep up, a really cool car and a ski resort of my very own to play with.

[foenix.livejournal.com]

I want a certain redhead or two wrapped up in a gold sash underneath my tree. ;)

I want a guarantee that I'll get off my ass, finish a novel, and get it published.

I want the ability to grant one wish for a friend.

And I want Spider-Man 2, damnit.

J

[lulybunny.livejournal.com]

Dear Santa,

Never written one of these, what with never believing in you and all. But it's worth a try.

I want:

1. Debts gone.
2. Job in Colorado.
3. Ipod.
4. Clothes that fit.
5. Box Turtle
6. Radio
7. My man back.

I hope it doesn't matter that I'm not celebrating christmas.

Love,
Luly

[cikevin.livejournal.com]

• Maggie Gyllenhaal, horny


• Johnny Depp, to be regifted to my girlfriend so I have time to enjoy the aforementioned Maggie


• Great wealth (in the Chris Rock sense, where "wealthy" is beyond "rich")


• A good balance of neurotransmitters and their appropriate receptors


• Healthy, whole, straight, attractive teeth


• World peace


• An end to worldwide hunger


• To be a hottie


• The ability to be happy and functional without sleep

I think that will do for this Christmas. :)

[riskygamble.livejournal.com]

http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/buyproducts/prodpage_drunkmug.html

Yep, I think that and the cryogenically frozen head of Walt Disney should about do me for this year.

[conuly]

My amazon.com wishlist is in my user info. All I *really* want are toys and books for the babies (which are listed on my wishlist).

And world peace would be nice.

[the-lizard-rat.livejournal.com]

You Every woman in the galaxy as my very own Succubus Love Slave(s)?

*watches himself get destroyed, repeatedly*

Lizard Rat out.
Extremely Dirty Minded in New Haven CT

[virgulesmith.livejournal.com]

santa, I really want that red leather sleeper ottoman, a nice chair, oh, and a nice new car. One where I don't have to pay shit and runs all the time. I want all kinds of stuff for my house and Justin wrapped in a big blue bow, all mine for the year.

[divabat.livejournal.com]

My mother to stop screaming at everybody >_<

material things:

US$14,500 and the WorldSmart trip
divabat.com
eh, can't think of anything else.