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[apocalypsos]

I'm watching The Will -- why, I don't know, possibly because I like horrible, mind-numbing trainwrecks or I've killed someone during my nap and need to be punished somehow -- and if you were wondering, yes, all of the people in the commercials are exactly as repellent as they seem. Although it is admittedly seeing these people all accusing the others of only being there for the money, proving once and for all that there are some people who really can breathe through a liquid pool of pure, unfiltered hypocrisy. Thank God for all the breast implants they all have, like built-in swimmies for everybody.

EDIT: *eye roll* Whoever edits this really needs to learn how not to spoil the ending of next week's episode. You know, for the people who actually give a damn.

OTHER EDIT: Oh, dear God, William Hung is in a movie, and this is the trailer. Hold me. *whimpers*

OH, LOOK, ANOTHER ONE: I wonder which body parts I can sell to get this. WANT. *covets like crazy*

Also, just saw a newer promo for this week's TAR. Well, they're going to Corsica (Whee! Pretty!) and there's apparently rapelling that Bolo is bad at and then there's this boat thing, which I'm guessing another riding-around-in-an-inflatable-boat-looking-for-stuff challenge like in Iceland. The good thing is that it looks like it might bite Jonathan and Victoria in the ass, but then again, I've got enough experience with TAR promos by now to worry. Oh, pleeeeease, go away, skanks, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE: Oh, yeah, the trophy wife? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bitch. Is there any way to end this show by feeding her to sharks? Because I could really get behind that.

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[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Thank God for all the breast implants they all have, like built-in swimmies for everybody.

*dies*

Fucking brilliant.

[akacat]

omg. Are these people *proud* of how incredibly shallow they are?

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

That's the thing. Every single one of them, especially the trophy wife, thinks that they're the only non-shallow one. The trophy wife is ridiculous, because she accused the guy's son of being a manipulative jerk (when really, he's mostly just a dopey slacker) about five seconds before going to see the guy and basically throwing her boobs in his face to seduce him.

Alas, it totally worked. That man must think with his other head on a regular basis. (So far, I only like the brunette assistant, the adopted son, and the son. They're not totally sincere, but they're the closest to it.)

William Hung...Oh. God.

[webpetals.livejournal.com]

As a person of Asian descent, I find the whole 'William Hung' phenom to be really offensive. It would be like seeing Aunt Jemima or Uncle Tom pulling a dance and a good ol' sing-song to the white folk. The only entertainment Hung provides is one of mockery, and that shouldn't be entertainment at all -- or rather, mockery has its place in entertainment, but because there are so few Asian role models in the public eye, to have Hung given so much attention just makes me...mad.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Out of random curiosity....did they say what part of Kansas "The Will" ranch is in?

*betting it's way out west where there ain't anything better to do than look shallow on TV*

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

If they did, I missed it. But it's an awfully pretty ranch, I'll give it that.

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I may actually watch next week because I'm still hoping one of the challenges is to feed the trophy wife to live, starving animals. And I just remembered her name was Penny. Huh. Named after money. What a shocker.

[wenchamok.livejournal.com]

Then it must not be western Kansas....ya know those old Westerns with nothing but dust and tumbleweeds? Those places actually do exist....

[pornography.livejournal.com]

The first time I heard William Hung sing, it was slightly funny. But it's gotten real old real fast. First he gets his own CD out and now he's in movies (crappy looking movies, yes, but still)?! His 15 minutes of fame should have been up ages ago. :/

[laurelin-kit.livejournal.com]

Sell your eggs. They rack in about $500.

[darcydodo]

Oh, dear God, William Hung is in a movie

Can't... cope....

And what's worse is there'll probably be all sorts of flyers about it posted all over Berkeley.