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Jan. 8th, 2005 08:22 pmI'm watching The Will -- why, I don't know, possibly because I like horrible, mind-numbing trainwrecks or I've killed someone during my nap and need to be punished somehow -- and if you were wondering, yes, all of the people in the commercials are exactly as repellent as they seem. Although it is admittedly seeing these people all accusing the others of only being there for the money, proving once and for all that there are some people who really can breathe through a liquid pool of pure, unfiltered hypocrisy. Thank God for all the breast implants they all have, like built-in swimmies for everybody.
EDIT: *eye roll* Whoever edits this really needs to learn how not to spoil the ending of next week's episode. You know, for the people who actually give a damn.
OTHER EDIT: Oh, dear God, William Hung is in a movie, and this is the trailer. Hold me. *whimpers*
OH, LOOK, ANOTHER ONE: I wonder which body parts I can sell to get this. WANT. *covets like crazy*
Also, just saw a newer promo for this week's TAR. Well, they're going to Corsica (Whee! Pretty!) and there's apparently rapelling that Bolo is bad at and then there's this boat thing, which I'm guessing another riding-around-in-an-inflatable-boat-looking-for-stuff challenge like in Iceland. The good thing is that it looks like it might bite Jonathan and Victoria in the ass, but then again, I've got enough experience with TAR promos by now to worry. Oh, pleeeeease, go away, skanks, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE: Oh, yeah, the trophy wife? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bitch. Is there any way to end this show by feeding her to sharks? Because I could really get behind that.
EDIT: *eye roll* Whoever edits this really needs to learn how not to spoil the ending of next week's episode. You know, for the people who actually give a damn.
OTHER EDIT: Oh, dear God, William Hung is in a movie, and this is the trailer. Hold me. *whimpers*
OH, LOOK, ANOTHER ONE: I wonder which body parts I can sell to get this. WANT. *covets like crazy*
Also, just saw a newer promo for this week's TAR. Well, they're going to Corsica (Whee! Pretty!) and there's apparently rapelling that Bolo is bad at and then there's this boat thing, which I'm guessing another riding-around-in-an-inflatable-boat-looking-for-stuff challenge like in Iceland. The good thing is that it looks like it might bite Jonathan and Victoria in the ass, but then again, I've got enough experience with TAR promos by now to worry. Oh, pleeeeease, go away, skanks, puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeease.
AND THERE'S ANOTHER ONE: Oh, yeah, the trophy wife? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuge bitch. Is there any way to end this show by feeding her to sharks? Because I could really get behind that.