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Did you ever get laid off from a job and come back later only to have everyone you work with practically fall all over you and beg you never to go away again? *maniacal cackle*

So, yeah, today was a good day. I went back to the old station today and spent half of the day with my co-workers fawning all over me, telling me that the girl who replaced me was a total slob and that if I ever left again, they were going to drop me in a vat of leeches. Meanwhile, back at the ranch, I took one look at the state she left the attempted deliveries room in and alternated between whimpering and proving that I can make that high-pitched yelp Nathan Lane kept doing in The Birdcage. I've had nightmares that began like that, and ended when I had to convince my co-workers that I really wasn't this anal-retentive in real life even if the only thing wrong with the room was that everything in the room was tilted slightly to the left.

That wasn't the only thing screwed up with the room, of course. I mean, for crying out loud. Is it that hard to keep everything organized? I wouldn't have been the least bit surprised if I'd walked into that room this morning and I found everything piled up in the center of the room because she'd built a fort before she'd left. (As it was, I started a half hour early because I couldn't sit in that room when it was that disorganized. Bah.)

EDIT: The Everyday Superheroes Fanfic Challenge! Oh, dude, don't let me be the only one doing this. *grabs a few of the kazillion plotbunnies that just surrounded me and starts flinging them at ye olde friends list*

Date: 2005-01-11 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] loesaurus.livejournal.com
...that high-pitched yelp Nathan Lane kept doing in The Birdcage

*dies laughing*

I can so visualize that!

Date: 2005-01-11 05:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] samhain-punk.livejournal.com
Totally off-topic and probably a sign of burgeoning insanity, I have just realised that the thing in your "i hate my job icon" is a kitten and not an uncooked turkey. It took me only about 1,000 viewings of said icon to figure that out.

Dude, I'm In

Date: 2005-01-11 07:07 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] moshez.livejournal.com
I wonder what superpower Rory (from Gilmore Girls) would look best in...
*evil*

Date: 2005-01-11 10:50 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tinylegacies.livejournal.com
and that if I ever left again, they were going to drop me in a vat of leeches.

Like it was your choice to leave the first time?

But I'm glad to hear that :)


Date: 2005-01-11 01:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_inbetween_/
no. but it is my dearest wish and most unrealistic fantasy.

Date: 2005-01-13 01:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] muffytaj.livejournal.com
Now is the time to make them dance for your pleasure! Dance, monkey-co-workers, dance!

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