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[apocalypsos]

Is anybody else as bored as I am? Seriously, incredibly bored?

How's about we entertain each other? Tell me something interesting. Anything. A joke, a bit of trivia, gossip, weird facts, anything. Got a lot of things you can share? Go right on ahead. Let's see how many new and interesting things we can learn today. Heck, tell your friends -- let them come and join in. *user puts on a Miss Judy outfit and prepares to show a cheap cartoon*

I'll go first. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?

...

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

*user contemplates the rating of that particular joke and seriously considers changing out of her Miss Judy outfit*

Okay, guys, your turn. C'mon, it'll be fun.

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Yes, it's 9:30 and I'm alreasy bored, so here you go

[artemis-child.livejournal.com]

First I'd like to mention that I have nothing against blondes and that a NATURAL blonde friend of mine sent me these:

Q: Why was the blondes' belly button sore ?







A: Because her boyfriend was blonde too.


Q: How do drown blonde?





A: Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.



Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A PIN AT YOU?






A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.



Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using the computer?




A: The joystick is wet.



And a cute one:


A father and son went hunting together for the first time.

The father said, "Stay here and be very QUIET. I'll be
across the field."

A few minutes later, the father heard a bloodcurdling
scream and ran back to his son. "What's wrong?" the father
asked. "I told you to be quiet."

The son answered, "Look, I was quiet when the snake
slithered across my feet. I was quiet when the bear breathed
down my neck. I didn't move a muscle when the skunk climbed
over my shoulder. I closed my eyes and held my breath when
the wasp stung me. I didn't cough when I swallowed the gnat.
I didn't cuss or scratch when the poison oak started itching.

But when the two chipmunks crawled up my pant legs and
said, "Should we eat them here or take them with us? 'Well, I
just panicked!'"

Re: Yes, it's 9:30 and I'm alreasy bored, so here you go

[runcible.livejournal.com]

I've heard the chipmunk joke before and I LOVE it.