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Aug. 15th, 2003 08:51 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
apocalypsosIs anybody else as bored as I am? Seriously, incredibly bored?
How's about we entertain each other? Tell me something interesting. Anything. A joke, a bit of trivia, gossip, weird facts, anything. Got a lot of things you can share? Go right on ahead. Let's see how many new and interesting things we can learn today. Heck, tell your friends -- let them come and join in. *user puts on a Miss Judy outfit and prepares to show a cheap cartoon*
I'll go first. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
...
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
*user contemplates the rating of that particular joke and seriously considers changing out of her Miss Judy outfit*
Okay, guys, your turn. C'mon, it'll be fun.
How's about we entertain each other? Tell me something interesting. Anything. A joke, a bit of trivia, gossip, weird facts, anything. Got a lot of things you can share? Go right on ahead. Let's see how many new and interesting things we can learn today. Heck, tell your friends -- let them come and join in. *user puts on a Miss Judy outfit and prepares to show a cheap cartoon*
I'll go first. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?
...
Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.
*user contemplates the rating of that particular joke and seriously considers changing out of her Miss Judy outfit*
Okay, guys, your turn. C'mon, it'll be fun.
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my contribution . . .
Date: 2003-08-15 07:05 am (UTC)1. You - Off my planet
2. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
3. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
4. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
5. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
6. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
7. Allow me to introduce my selves.
8. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
10. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
11. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
12. Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you weren't asleep
13. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
14. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
15. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
16. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
17. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
19. Chaos, panic + disorder - my work here is done.
20. Earth is full. Go home.
21. Is it time for your medication or mine?
22. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
23. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert