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[apocalypsos]

Is anybody else as bored as I am? Seriously, incredibly bored?

How's about we entertain each other? Tell me something interesting. Anything. A joke, a bit of trivia, gossip, weird facts, anything. Got a lot of things you can share? Go right on ahead. Let's see how many new and interesting things we can learn today. Heck, tell your friends -- let them come and join in. *user puts on a Miss Judy outfit and prepares to show a cheap cartoon*

I'll go first. What do you have when you have two little green balls in your hand?

...

Kermit the Frog's undivided attention.

*user contemplates the rating of that particular joke and seriously considers changing out of her Miss Judy outfit*

Okay, guys, your turn. C'mon, it'll be fun.

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Random Trivia

[wal-lace.livejournal.com]

Miss Piggy is a drag queen.

Think about it. She's physically rather stronger and tougher than your average muppet, she's obsessed with makeup and clothing to a degree that no real woman could be, she puts on a deliberate falsetto, and she doesn't actually have any breasts.

There's only one possible conclusion.

Re: Random Trivia

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

A little-known bit of trivia is that pigs have thirty-minute orgasms. Add that to the whole drag queen thing, and it's no wonder Kermit always screams like that.

Re: Random Trivia

[ficangel.livejournal.com]

:::spits:::