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apocalypsos Ferrell plays an obsessive/compulsive IRS auditor who begins to hear a voice that turns out to be an author who is writing a novel in which Ferrell is the ill-fated protagonist. The auditor heeds the narrator's advice and turns his life around. -- *dies laughing* And Emma Thompson is going to play the author. Oh, God, I have to see this movie.
Nicolas Cage is going to play Ghost Rider. -- I'll be over in the corner, gagging. *eye roll*
Man robs sex shop, steals woman's leather outfit and an inflatable doll -- You know, Build Your Own Dominatrix just isn't the same as using a regular dominatrix ...
The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans. But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars. -- Ewwwwww.
A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation, police said. -- See, this is why most people have hobbies. Blech.
A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to what one doctor called a "giant baby," a boy weighing 16.7 pounds. -- GYAH. I think that mother should seriously have worn some iron underwear to bed, because that kid was obviously sneaking out of the womb every night to raid the fridge.
But what caught Love's eye when the sisters entered his church were their blue jeans — forbidden for women in some Pentecostal churches. The 83-year-old preacher came down from his pulpit. "You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon," Storey claimed the preacher said. "I said, 'I'm glad I serve a God who can work through my pants.'" -- Hello, and welcome to another round of 'What the fuck is wrong with you people?!'
EDIT: Yay! Maury's got Jack Hanna and cute baby animals on today! *happy dance* Awwwww, dingo pups ...
Nicolas Cage is going to play Ghost Rider. -- I'll be over in the corner, gagging. *eye roll*
Man robs sex shop, steals woman's leather outfit and an inflatable doll -- You know, Build Your Own Dominatrix just isn't the same as using a regular dominatrix ...
The makers of the handy spray lubricant WD-40 proudly list 2,000 uses for their product, from unsticking rusty screws or squeaky bicycle chains to polishing frying pans. But British police have found another -- keeping the public from snorting cocaine off toilet lids in bars. -- Ewwwwww.
A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation, police said. -- See, this is why most people have hobbies. Blech.
A woman in northeastern Brazil has given birth to what one doctor called a "giant baby," a boy weighing 16.7 pounds. -- GYAH. I think that mother should seriously have worn some iron underwear to bed, because that kid was obviously sneaking out of the womb every night to raid the fridge.
But what caught Love's eye when the sisters entered his church were their blue jeans — forbidden for women in some Pentecostal churches. The 83-year-old preacher came down from his pulpit. "You're not wearing pants in my church, you demon," Storey claimed the preacher said. "I said, 'I'm glad I serve a God who can work through my pants.'" -- Hello, and welcome to another round of 'What the fuck is wrong with you people?!'
EDIT: Yay! Maury's got Jack Hanna and cute baby animals on today! *happy dance* Awwwww, dingo pups ...
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Date: 2005-01-21 05:19 pm (UTC)Also, Pentecostal dudes - seriously, just, no.