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... for [livejournal.com profile] shemchadash before I have to work.

Yeah, I'm a virgin. What of it? *growls*

Okay, seriously. Most people are pretty much "Oh, that's so commendable" about it, and nearly all of them really aren't mentally finishing that statement with, "... you big pathetic loser." (Which is nice of them.) But it's the occasional "Why?" that drives me nuts.

Dude, "Why"?! Because I haven't found a guy I'm willing to nail who's willing to nail me right back. Because I really just lock myself in my room constantly by choice and not because I'm eternally broke and I never ever go out and when I sense male pheremones in the air, I run screaming in the opposite direction flailing my arms in the air and go scrub my entire body with the nearest wire brush. Because I want the nun lifestyle without the lame fashion sense. Because I have a severe allergy to pregnancy scares and STD frights and I know where all the good porn is on the Internet.

Take your pick. Grrr.

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