I just heard this joke on the radio ...

[apocalypsos]

A woman's husband hasn't been sleeping with her, so she goes out and buys a pair of crotchless panties. Then she comes home, puts them on, goes to her husband, and says, "Hey, big boy, want a piece of this?"

Her husband says, "No way! Just look what it did to your underwear!"

EDIT AND A HALF: That is so the type of joke my weirdo relatives would tell at holidays. Sheesh. *g*

EDIT: Don and Mike just preceded a story on the Pope with Tom Lehrer singing the Vatican Rag. They win at radio news. :)

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[http://users.livejournal.com/_slutknot_/]

That reminds me vaguely of the "Momma says them things have teeth" joke.

[agonystar.livejournal.com]

The first time I heard that was on the "Blue Collar Comedy Tour" - I think it was Larry the Cable Guy that said it.

[apocalypsos.livejournal.com]

They were doing "Make Us Laugh" on Don and Mike and the guy that told it had great delivery. Of course, up to that point, every joke was pretty crappy, but still. After the day I've had, I needed the laugh. :)

[vass]

You win at making me laugh this morning.

[sabra-n.livejournal.com]

o_O That's some fun relatives you have there.

[neadods.livejournal.com]

Don and Mike just preceded a story on the Pope with Tom Lehrer singing the Vatican Rag.

Which radio station is that? I've been meaning to switch for a while.

[septembergrrl.livejournal.com]

I shouldn't laugh at that joke, but I do. Thanks.