I just heard this joke on the radio ...

[apocalypsos]

A woman's husband hasn't been sleeping with her, so she goes out and buys a pair of crotchless panties. Then she comes home, puts them on, goes to her husband, and says, "Hey, big boy, want a piece of this?"

Her husband says, "No way! Just look what it did to your underwear!"

EDIT AND A HALF: That is so the type of joke my weirdo relatives would tell at holidays. Sheesh. *g*

EDIT: Don and Mike just preceded a story on the Pope with Tom Lehrer singing the Vatican Rag. They win at radio news. :)